It...bounces...

I’m not quite sure what to say yet.

You can say: “It never ends, aarrrg!” or “THAT is fan service.”

http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php?d=20061025

examines the pie chart

Hmm … no, that’s inaccurate, they made the “everything else” bit too big.

That’s some pretty horrible hair, jesus.

I like that they actually put in stripper poles. It actually makes me take the game more seriously.

You could say “Not work safe.” Other than that, it’s boob-tacular.

Wow
That’s completely unrealistic

also backrub

Must get game…

Tits don’t work that way.

Jebus H Christ, THOSE are what polygons evolve into after their cocooned stage?

(Also, Sin, THEY. Bounce.)

Wow, bad hair and boobies defying the laws of physics (but not those of programming, apparently). I don’t really know anything about this series, but was that the actual game or just some promo thing?

Maybe I’m just being stupid, but if they can spend that much time on the breast motion maybe they could lose the detatched stripper face?

It’s almost like they want to demonstrate how bad their artists are

First off, I must laugh that you can describe a stripper face. Makes me wonder how you financed college. :wink:

Secondly, the detached stripper face goes perfect with the aforementioned stripper poles that were already highlighted.

I know, I didn’t want to repeat the stripper pole reference - I knew you’d do it. :slight_smile: … and how do you know about the stripper face?

Seriously though, is this the actual game, or is it just a promotional video? I’m trying to figure out the logistics of making the girl dance on the pole and just why a girl floating on an inflated killer whale in a pool is supposed to be hot.

Hey, it’s my birthday, baby. <!–(Read: that doesn’t actually answer the question)–>

Seriously though, is this the actual game, or is it just a promotional video? I’m trying to figure out the logistics of making the girl dance on the pole and just why a girl floating on an inflated killer whale in a pool is supposed to be hot.

I think the better question is, why does the girl need an inflated killer whale when she has two flotation devices already?

I think it’s a joke. They know that the people who will buy this game most likely haven’t seen tits, and so they’re hoping that they won’t notice that they operate by some weird ragdoll tit physics.

They’re not boobs; they bags of water. Seriously.

Why don’t they just make porno games and stop beating around the bush. Who the hell buys this shit?

I remember when DOA was a fun if simple fighthing game. Oh well.

It’s also funny (not haha funny) how the girls act more like nintendogs.