Insult Generator

You fractious chunk of raunchy llama spit.

Nothing new.

I had never seen this before.

New to me, you bewildered bunch of rancid cigar butts.

I used to use this to send insults to BM1.

“You preposterous vat of industrial-strength cow pies” … Okay, but nothing beats “I don’t wanna talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wipaire! Your mothaire was a hamster, and your fathaire smelt of elderberries!”

Sorry. I don’t speak retardese. Can you get someone to translate into meaningful English before you post, please? I suggest you hone your writing skills before applying borrowed glories as a mere typist.

I don’t know what makes you such a worthless poster, but it really works! If ignorance were a disability, you’d get the full pension. Oh well, at least you only charge what your free advice is worth. Oh well, as the late Douglas Adams said: “You live and learn. At any rate, you live.”

You are about as entertaining as a child’s inflatable punching toy. You bop it, it springs back, you bop it again and you forget it ever existed. It slowly deflates in an unused corner, then one day you throw it away. I’d get more pleasure from running my nostrils down a cactus, than reading another contribution from you. Maybe you wouldn’t read like such a pathetic loser if you weren’t an ‘idiot savant’ without the ‘savant’ part; if your weren’t so fat that your cereal bowl has its own lifeguard, or if you didn’t have a face like a boiled Octopus. No, come to think of it, you would.

To sum up: you are about as smart as your rubber bow tie and two left shoes suggest, Bozo. Now, go curl back up in your corner, and continue chewing on your toenails.

Nyah ha ha, using that one, Dragon Tear, I finally figured something out.[/injoke]

Nah, I don’t think I’ll ever say anything about it, though. I don’t like to insult people.

You’re all perverted clumps of mutilitated armpit hairs.

And I’m not pathetic enough to need a generator to insult people :smiley: .

Hmmm…this reminds me of a book of Shakespearean insults. The only one I remember is: “You crusty botch of nature!”

How absolutely uninteresting. A random insult generator. Very original.

Unimaginative nimtwits.

To many of them involve poop and armpit hairs.

I wouldn’t actually use them, I just found it interesting that so many came up before it had to repeat itself.

Indeed. Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!

You Missed “Arthur King!” out if it!! It’s a Frenchie insulting King Arthur in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Yar’s Trying to keep the Accent with the Text.

Same scene same Person to same King. 2k, Are you sure you’ve got one?

“Oh yes! It’z Very Nice, Thank-you-very-much!”

Fun… ^^

I think I know what you’re talking about. Something like this:


The best insults are from Blackadder.