In soviet russia...

You do not like our jokes, comrade Charlemagne? 20 years hard labor in the gulag! Take him away!

Bwah. These are getting old. Like the “roses are red” poems on bash are, 'cept for this one:

<Cthulhu> What the fuck is up with all the “roses are red” quotes on bash.org?
<Matt> They’re cool, that’s what…
<Cthulhu> Roses are red, violets are blue, SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU FUCKING JEW

Because it expresses my view on lame jokes so well.

I wanna know what the smegging thing originally was.

Originally posted by Megaman984
However, I may have an ending or two wrong on the Russian words, but I’m pretty positive they’re correct.
They’re not. And the joke sucks.