In soviet russia...

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stop saying these lame jokes does you.

they’re really bad.

They’re ruining my life.

Please stop, they make baby jesus cry.

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In soviet russia, we rape your eyeballs out and then barbeque then up real nice and then lick them.

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…you’re dead to me…

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Charl, I love your public service announcements. This is not a joke. Lame jokes make me cry too sometimes.

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In Federalistic America, Charlemagne is king of comedy!

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In Soviet Russia, lame jokes want to stop Charle!

…

Sorry.

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As CC said, In Soviet Russia, threads lock you!

Didn’t we do this already?

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http://agora.rpgclassics.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=15698

I agree Charle, this joke needs to fucking die. Die die die.

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I’m dead to the world whats new. I wish anal rententiveness would die, but yeah the joke is getting old i agree.

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Tehy werent funny to begin with anyway. Go Charl.

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Originally posted by Charlemagne
Please stop, they make baby jesus cry.

In Soviet Russia, baby Jesus make YOU cry.

What? It had to be said. Besides, I ain’t changing the sig until I feel like it.

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Originally posted by Megaman984
[b]In Soviet Russia, baby Jesus make YOU cry.

What? It had to be said. Besides, I ain’t changing the sig until I feel like it. [/b]
That was actually kinda funny. And I like I dont think anyone has a problem with your sig cuz like only one person knows russian.

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Any joke is good…in moderation. BAN COMMUNISM!

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Also, of somone could explain to me why every thing that happens in russia is the exact opposite of what happens everywhere else. I would not have any feelings one way or the other about it. thanks.

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http://www.kustace.com/archives/000167.html

Now it makes sense…

NOTE: The way he says the joke actually makes fucking sense, unlike these other ones.

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Ahhh.

Anyway, what does your sig translate to anyway, 984?

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Originally posted by demigod
[b]Ahhh.

Anyway, what does your sig translate to anyway, 984? [/b]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
In Soviet Russia,
Poems write you!

Okay, now I’m REALLY going to bed. ^^;

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Well, it should translate out as

Roses are red
Violets are blue
In Soviet Russia
Poems write you.

However, I may have an ending or two wrong on the Russian words, but I’m pretty positive they’re correct.

Edit: !kb Cybercompost >:(

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Strangely enough, many people get sick of these jokes really quickly.

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Try this joke.

In Soviet China the buddhist statues worship you.

Sorry…
Why do people hate these jokes? Are they really that bad? I never heard them until about a week ago.