Hey, it’s me, RPG Knight. I’ve returned from my peaceful slumber some eons ago, when I posted roughly 30 times.
If you’ve read any of my other posts so far, you’ll basically know what kind of person I am; I’m highly irritable, delight in sadism, want people to hate me, am incredibly arrogant and conceited and hate everyone and everything. I also have incredible illusions of grandeur. Throughout my entire stay, I’ll belittle and insult at every opportunity and openly try to get people to hate me. Eventually I’ll either be banned or mysteriously disappear; most likely disappear (I have no clue why, either, but I’ve never been banned on account of the fact that I’m one of the rudest people possible).
I have received no advance warning from my fellow members of staff of such an upheaval in our democratic system and thus am forced to conclude that your claims to a higher monarchial position in our website is false! Good day, sir!