I’m like totally trying to join the Australian Military. I’m heading into the city in 12 hours for the testing and shit (called a JOES day. Job Options Evaluation Session). Basic testing, you know, check my smarts and me health and shit, ya know?
Some of you may remember that a few years ago I attempted to join, but was knocked back with the reason of “Listen. I just don’t think we can trust you with a gun.” Let’s hope I’m more sane now, right?
Well, JOES day complete and I aced the test. Now I just need a letter from my GP that my bowels are going remain inside of me and I’m fit for duty, Then I can move onto the second stage. I’ll have a full medical exam, including hearing, sight and testing for STDs. Then I have to have a one-on-one with the head doctor to say that I’m not crazy. Finally, an interview with a defence recruiter, much like a job interview.
Due to my poor engrish score in high school, I’m apparently going to have to sell myself quite well and be quite knowledgeable about what’s in store for me.
They will treat me well! >:(
<ul><li>Paid to be trained for your job</li><li>Starting pay of $44K pa once training is completed.</li><li>Job Security</li><li>Full Dental and Medical coverage</li><li>Various other bonuses, such as 2% fixed rate homeloans.</li></ul>
Exactly, they’ll turn you into a decent and able and working human being with medical and dental coverage and a cheap homeloan. We can’t have that. You wouldn’t fit in anymore.
good luck. it just seems to me that if you were going to join the military, it wouldn’t be to plop down behind a desk. that’s what your average clerk is for. and why should they have to trust you with a gun if you’re a clerkO_O?