I'm a celebrity

<img src=“http://www.rpgclassics.com/staff/tenchimaru/td.gif”> I really am. I sit at home all day, I go to school across town, and I know absolutely noone here in my neighbourhood. Yet, I am a celebrity. I don’t know how, I don’t know why. All I know is that earlier today, the doorbell rings. So, naturally, I rush to the door and open with a cheerful smile (read: grudgingly drag my useless carcass to the door since I had a terrible headache). And this guy, who I have never seen before in my life, is standing there. Before I know what happened, he asked me if I wanted to buy Z:WW plus the Bonus Discs, since he heard that I’ve been searching for it, for only 12 bucks. Of course, I accept. So now, I’ve got a completely mint Z:WW Limited Edition for 12 bucks, without having to do any trouble for it.

…am I good or what?

What? Wait, so this guy practically gave you Zelda, this guy who you have never seen before, or heard off, for no damn reason? Confused, Collapses:thud:

<img src=“http://www.rpgclassics.com/staff/tenchimaru/td.gif”> Yeah, pretty much.

Woah, word of mouth I guess.

Maybe he knew you from RPGC. Maybe it was… GASP! Macc! TD met Macc! OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!1111111111111

can i hav ur autochrapgh??

Could’ve been a ninja, you know.
Shut up, Magus. Just shut up.

<img src=“http://www.rpgclassics.com/staff/tenchimaru/td.gif”> Who wants to touch me? WHO WANTS TO FRIKKIN’ TOUCH ME!?

The Catholic Church? rimshot

<img src=“http://www.rpgclassics.com/subsites/twistedrpg/images/hero/rirse.gif”> So what method of blackmail you used on him? Oh I mean goodjob, TD.

<img src=“http://www.rpgclassics.com/subsites/twistedrpg/images/villians/habaruku.gif”> Rirse, it not wise to judge people like that. It would make St. Evn mad.

<img src=“http://www.rpgclassics.com/subsites/twistedrpg/images/hero/rirse.gif”> Habaruku, why don’t you track down the man who sold Tenchi the game. Maybe he need to confess or something.kick Habaruku out of the thread and leaves

<img src=“http://www.rpgclassics.com/staff/tenchimaru/td-hurt.gif”> * Tenchimaru_Draconis takes damage from 984’s joke!

<img src=“http://www.rpgclassics.com/subsites/twistedrpg/images/hero/rirse.gif”> Hehe, just after Megaman984 makes a post about the Catholic church, I blindy make my post with the minister Habaruku…I sense a CONSPIRACY!

<img src=“http://www.rpgclassics.com/subsites/twistedrpg/images/villians/lawyerman.gif”> Rires DeBlood, you are under arrest by RPGC for attempting to prove this so called “conspiracy”. kills Rirse and leaves

Maybe it was a stalker. =P

You suck. A lot.

Originally posted by Megaman984
The Catholic Church? rimshot

Hey! I don’t make fun of your religion, don’t make fun of mine. I’m entirely serious about this.

You better be updating, Pony, or I’ll be beating your ass

Well, I was making fun of the Catholic Church priest molestation thing. Unless that’s actually actually a part of the Roman Catholic belief system, it’s not really making fun of your religion. But you can go ahead and make fun of the openly gay Bishop if you want. I don’t mind. I mean, I do. Like, does he wear the purple robes all year round? (Completely wrong, I know. But I did jokingly ask that after he got ordained.)

Anyway, this is about TD’s celebrity-dom. Not religion. PM me if you wanna show you’re still displeased.

Hmm…has your inbox been flooded with cat pictures lately?*

*obscure reference to a short story no one’s read.

Macc is stalking TD? Damn, I thought it was the other way around, except replace TD with everyone.

It shouldn’t be hard to meet up with Macc. All you have to do is bathe in lemon juice, and walk within a fifty mile radius of where he lives: He’d be on to you before you can say ‘Long live the Empire of Chaos! Hail Empress Nulani, the very essence of darkness!’.

Rumours spreads like flames in dry grass. He is probably a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend’s third removed cousin and in desperate need of money. Or he’s a thief.