I'll NEVER See Castlevania The Same Way Again

I’m such bad vampire!

I will now see it as hilarious.

Laughs for two minutes straight

Oh, that was good! Perhaps I got into it a little too much…

Last year my parents bought me a desk calandar that had all these cats dressed up in funny outfits with captions on the pictures. I’ll never forget the caption on the one that was dressed up like a dominatrix (think black mask and a chain around the neck):
“The safety word is Argentina”.