If you got a lump of coal...

Steve wants to screw up a coal?

Ew, just ew, you sick fuck.

One word: Catapult.

Dude if I got a piece of coal I’d be like “oh shit where’d this come from?” and then I’d probably try to get rid of it… jeeze I don’t want to get a coal infection. That’d be horrible.

I’d wrap it up with my sisters christmas gift. She deserves it this year…I did not TP my house. >>

The pure of heart do not receive coal. But if mistakes were made, I would just simply give it to a homeless person: they need fire and I can just simply create fire with a wave of my hand.

Originally posted by TubaMute
The pure of heart do not receive coal. But if mistakes were made, I would just simply give it to a homeless person: they need fire and I can just simply create fire with a wave of my hand.

>_> If you’re going to be generous, at least make a buck from it.

Sell it and buy a TF.

I’d carve it into a Voodoo doll.

THEN shove it up someones ass.