If you got a lump of coal...

Swift_Kid · December 23, 2003, 1:42pm

What would you do with it? I would find an uptight person, shove it up their ass, twist, and get a diamond! Yah!! :yipee: (Kudos to anyone who gets what movie that line is from)

Charlemagne · December 23, 2003, 1:44pm

doesnt that like take time? and that would like require you touching somones anus, and thats gross.

Swift_Kid · December 23, 2003, 1:47pm

Ok…If you got a BIG lump of coal! :mwahaha:

GunsmokeMist · December 23, 2003, 1:47pm

Ferris Buellers Day Off ;p What do i get?
Lump of coal, I’d say i might deserve it, use it for a snowman, or throw it at someone? who knows.

Pierson · December 23, 2003, 1:58pm

Sharpen it and use it to create artistic and beautiful pictures of waterfalls. Duh.

Kor · December 23, 2003, 2:01pm

I’d throw it to the garbage can.

Valkyrie_Esker · December 23, 2003, 2:03pm

Draw on someone’s face with it.

Nightblade · December 23, 2003, 2:05pm

Originally posted by Pierson
Sharpen it and use it to create artistic and beautiful pictures of waterfalls. Duh.

Charlemagne · December 23, 2003, 2:07pm

I would throw it into a lake, then the forest goddess would ask me somthing like “Did you drop this lump of coal? this lump of silver? or this lump of gold?” then I’d like tell the truth, and she’d give me all three. I’d keep doing that, and selling the gold, till my GP is maxed out!

BlueMageOne · December 23, 2003, 2:07pm

Use it to heat my home

Swift_Kid · December 23, 2003, 2:14pm

Originally posted by Karlemagne
I would throw it into a lake, then the forest goddess would ask me somthing like “Did you drop this lump of coal? this lump of silver? or this lump of gold?” then I’d like tell the truth, and she’d give me all three. I’d keep doing that, and selling the gold, till my GP is maxed out!

I think you could share some of your loot couldn’t you? :moogle:

Charlemagne · December 23, 2003, 2:22pm

I could totally share my beating of your ass!

Swift_Kid · December 23, 2003, 2:26pm

Meanie!!! runs away crying

Charlemagne · December 23, 2003, 2:28pm

Come back, I beat a-you ass!

Kaiser · December 23, 2003, 3:14pm

Make Coal-ade, duh. That’s what you’re supposed to do when life gives you coals.

Or was that lemons?

Eh, I forget, damnit, it sucks being old.

Nulani · December 23, 2003, 4:14pm

Use it in the fireplace, what else is it you do with coal?

Sinistral · December 23, 2003, 4:19pm

I’d shove it up the person who gave it to me’s ass, but not to get a diamond.

kaseli · December 23, 2003, 8:19pm

I’d sell to some poor person so they can keep warm during the holidays.

Kaiser · December 23, 2003, 8:33pm

Originally posted by Devillion
I’d sell to some poor person so they can keep warm during the holidays.

SELL it to a poor person?

You subtly wicked bastard. Bravo.

Steve · December 23, 2003, 8:35pm

Originally posted by Karlemagne
Come back, I beat a-you ass!

I SMASH-A YOU FACE >.>

I’d say “Screw you” throw the coal, and flip out.