If you could say anything to god what would it be?

GunslingerGuy · January 25, 2011, 12:24am

I mean, if there was one.

helios19 · January 25, 2011, 4:06am

I would say… “what is your purpose?”

Ramza · January 25, 2011, 7:21am

Stick it up your ass bro

Trillian · January 25, 2011, 9:27am

LockeJV · January 25, 2011, 10:12am

Carl Sagan is God, and I would ask Him if He would make whale noises for me.

Nulani · January 25, 2011, 12:38pm

Sod off, I was here first.

Lex · January 25, 2011, 5:35pm

Please kick some sense into the current Pope.

Wilfredo_Martinez · January 25, 2011, 7:08pm

What is the purpose of everything?

krasimir · January 25, 2011, 11:28pm

Oh really?

TrkJac · January 25, 2011, 11:52pm

You seem to be implying a direct response. Billions of people say things to God everyday through prayer, often without one.

With a direct response? I might ask, “What would you like me to do?”

GunslingerGuy · January 26, 2011, 3:45am

Of course it’s with a direct response.

Ramza · January 26, 2011, 6:58am

Well DUH

and by often he obviously meant 100% completely never

GunslingerGuy · January 26, 2011, 3:22pm

I would say “Thanks, I’ve had a pretty good time.”

The_984 · January 26, 2011, 7:13pm

how is babby formed

Sinistral · January 26, 2011, 7:22pm

What the fuck?

Xwing1056 · January 26, 2011, 8:20pm

Not “HOLY SHIT?”

Alyx · January 26, 2011, 8:52pm

Why is there bacon in the soap?

Killmore · January 27, 2011, 12:59pm

Are you there god? It’s me, Killmore.

Alternatively…

What do you need with a starship?

Kagato_Toujou · January 28, 2011, 9:38pm

I’d ask him for a $20.

Rigmarole · January 29, 2011, 5:12am

About 42.