I think you’d have to be a mormon to get any action out of those babes, given what you’ve posted in other threads to be true.
Yeah, yeah we really do need some nekkid lesbian twins.
The problem with that is we only have one bedroom. You’d have to sleep on the couch. My girlfriend always wanted a pet, but I mean… your upkeep costs are probalby not worth it.
Yeah, dude. Get a turantula instead.
My girlfriend generally doesn’t like creepy crawlies, and is especially scared of spiders.
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You know my address, right? <_<
true, but for the rest of you it would be two for one! Even better for ya all, naked lesbian quartet!
No. Naked Lesbian Twins. No more, no less, Ziggy.
whats wrong with more than two?
Because Naked Lesbian TWINS is the running joke.
but if they’re lesbian then i can’t join in 
can’t they be bi?
Well, if you baught the Jello Biafra spoken word albums, you could just feed me those, since they’re better off broken up and eaten anyway, right? The couch is no trouble, either, and I’ll just use anyone you know’s gym membership for hygene.
You will NOT eat my Jello Biafra spoken word albums. >_<
I wouldn’t even allow you to eat my Lard albums… jeez. You can take one of the Wesley Willis albums, but that wouldn’t sustain you for very long.
Could you live off of something NOT on AT?
Yeah, they’re better than Henry Rollins’, at least.
Um. . . I lived of snorting crushed hair metal casettes for a week, but I got hella sick. I think it was the Dokken that did the most damage. I just kind of rocked back and forth in a fevre, quoting ‘In My Dreams’ and, when asked if I was alright, assured people in a very stron tone that I was ‘Rockin’ with Dokken.’ So I don’t think that’s such a good idea. I ate the tape part, but the psycial casette just wouldn’t chew, so I thought it was a good idea.
I’d imagine I could eat most bubblegum pop for a long time before malnutrition from lack of substance got to me.
At least you didn’t eat St. Anger. You’d probably be vomiting for days.
For some vague reason I like this sentence.
Yeah, well, even that would be better than eating Fat Wreck Chords albums. It’d just all of a sudden start to suck and there would be no explanation as to why. I figure it happened to almost everyobdy on those albums, so it’d probably happen to me.
Don’t worry, Arac, some of them have ALWAYS sucked. Kinda like NoFX.
Yeah, and by signing to their label, their taint just spread. Anyway, the other bright side of Fat Wreck Chords is that, someday, Chixdiggit will get beat down by either Henry Rollins or Mike Ness, since they prank call Henry Rollins all the time, claiming to be Mike Ness, and both are very exasperated about it, from what I can tell.
Although, just to be good sports, they’ve acted as though they don’t know who’s doing it and called each other out in interviews occaisionally, leading people who don’t know the joke to think they’re crazy. Which Rollins may well be. . .
Would you be Rollins’ mail order bride? How about Biafra’s? Or, to get outside of punk, Brian Molko or Lex Interior?
I don’t know, I’d be afraid Rollins would hit me.
And Jello would be a fine husband, but his speaking voice can get old fast.
I would totally mail order myself to Lex Interior.
Or Prince. I hear he is getting a divorce. I would be down with being Mrs. Prince.