If I was a mail order bride, would you order me?

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#56

Let me be the first to say, you can train me to do anything, Trilly. ^.~

#57

I most definately don’t want to order a robotic val. That would be tough. By the by a pic of me nine years ago. sorry didn’t seem to pop up!

#58

:kissy:

#59

Oh hell yeah you can baby.

#60

Can the killer droid look like this?

#61

This thread is in dire need of some NAKED LESBIAN TWINS!!!

#62

Two for the price of one!

#63

I think you’d have to be a mormon to get any action out of those babes, given what you’ve posted in other threads to be true.

#64

Yeah, yeah we really do need some nekkid lesbian twins.

#65

The problem with that is we only have one bedroom. You’d have to sleep on the couch. My girlfriend always wanted a pet, but I mean… your upkeep costs are probalby not worth it.

#66

Yeah, dude. Get a turantula instead.

#67

My girlfriend generally doesn’t like creepy crawlies, and is especially scared of spiders.

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You know my address, right? <_<

#68

true, but for the rest of you it would be two for one! Even better for ya all, naked lesbian quartet!

#69

No. Naked Lesbian Twins. No more, no less, Ziggy.

#70

whats wrong with more than two?

#71

Because Naked Lesbian TWINS is the running joke.

#72

but if they’re lesbian then i can’t join in :frowning:

can’t they be bi? :frowning:

#73

Well, if you baught the Jello Biafra spoken word albums, you could just feed me those, since they’re better off broken up and eaten anyway, right? The couch is no trouble, either, and I’ll just use anyone you know’s gym membership for hygene.

#74

You will NOT eat my Jello Biafra spoken word albums. >_<

I wouldn’t even allow you to eat my Lard albums… jeez. You can take one of the Wesley Willis albums, but that wouldn’t sustain you for very long.

Could you live off of something NOT on AT?

#75

Yeah, they’re better than Henry Rollins’, at least.

Um. . . I lived of snorting crushed hair metal casettes for a week, but I got hella sick. I think it was the Dokken that did the most damage. I just kind of rocked back and forth in a fevre, quoting ‘In My Dreams’ and, when asked if I was alright, assured people in a very stron tone that I was ‘Rockin’ with Dokken.’ So I don’t think that’s such a good idea. I ate the tape part, but the psycial casette just wouldn’t chew, so I thought it was a good idea.
I’d imagine I could eat most bubblegum pop for a long time before malnutrition from lack of substance got to me.