If Gundam got one...

why not EVA?

Too bad it’s only the chest and up.

When you said Eva, and the link had “an enormous bust,” I thought for sure Hades would be clamoring all over it. You know. Asuka.

Believe me, I opened that link with disappointed expectations.

Honestly, the image of Porkins wanking over comatose ladies isn’t that much creepier than Shinji doing it.