Let’s face it: morons rule our lives. They’re all around the smart people, assaulting them from every single corner of their being. They’re our politicians, our bosses, our heroes, our villains, etc.
The global economy revolves around idiocy. For example, take home exercise equipment. That stuff costs a shitload, has few effects on your wellbeing, and pretty much hurts more than exercise should while giving no results. Not only that, but 95% of the people who get the stuff NEVER FUCKING USE IT! So, who would waste about $260 on stuff that doesn’t work? That’s right, idiots. And how about pocket televisions with no reception, or painful swiss treatments, or various other crap that no sane person would touch with a nine-and-a-half foot pole? Who pays for that? Answer: idiots.
Politics are a breeding grounds for idiots. I’m not saying that only idiots run for office, but about 80% of those that make it are complete morons. Some of them probably make Bush look like a genius, but fortunately haven’t risen very high in the charts yet (although they probably will eventually). The smart people are hopeless, as the idiots that run for office also tend to be extremely stubborn. If you combine big, dumb, and stubborn, then you have an invincible individual in a debate, one that would be capable of destroying even Sinistral. Fortunately, by the time most people get into office, they’re old men that are losing their minds to various diseases, so they don’t stay very long.
Sports (especially football) are stereotyped as being nothing more than a bunch of drunk idiots. This is unfair to the 30% of football players I know that AREN’T drunk idiots. For the other 70%, however…they deserve the reputation. They throw parties, get drunk off their asses, and drive dangerously around the road.
There is also the Internet, but going into that would be REALLY disasterous. So I’ll stay away from there.
There. Now…hands everyone an "Auto-Shredder…TEAR IT APART!