Ice skating... IN THE MATRIX!

OH YEAHHHHHHH!!!1

Whoa. I know ice skating.

You don’t know Ice Skating until you know Matrix Ice Skating.

Look at his costume, stupids! Its got the matrix… feed… you know. that grean shit going down. and on the other side is the lame leather they like to wear so much in teh maetr1x. and he danced to some matrix music. anyway, it was awsome. dont ask me why I was watching ice skating. it was on espn. dont ask me why I was watching espn. it was on tv. fuck tv, off it goes.

I know.
And he’s French.

Screw the costumes! I wanna see 'em skating in bullet time!

There are no ice-skates.