I just, instead of doing homework, spent two hours tonight playing Dead Or Alive Extreme Beach Volleyball for the X-Box with another guy.
almost 21 years of cultivating a gentlemanly persona almost washed completely down the drain. Thank God none of the girls who live here stopped by 
Itâs ok Merlin, it just means youâre hitting a point in your life called âpubertyâ. All us males have to go through it. Eventually youâll have to deal with shaving, relationships, and premature ejaculations just like the rest of us. Welcome to your man-hood!
points and laughs
Ha-ha!
< /Nelson>
Iâm a 6â7ââ near-21 year old man with the mindset of an ultra-modest 7th grader who read too much King Arthur and watched too many Looney Tunes as a youth.
Wanna cookie, merl? Offers Merly a cookie =^^=
6â7"? WHOA.
Shame on you Merlin! You must be punished! 
Heeere Merlimerl!
Originally posted by Merlin
[b]almost 21 years of cultivating a gentlemanly persona almost washed completely down the drain. Thank God none of the girls who live here stopped by
Yeah, that wouldâve been a rather tough explanation.
And most humiliating of all, youâd have been forced to act out one of the most cliche and over used scenes in the history of American cinema: the âitâs not what it looks like! I can explain!â scene that is mandatory for ALL romantic comedies.
To have to live through one of those would be a fate worse than death. Youâre damn lucky. 
Originally posted by Merlin
[b]I just, instead of doing homework, spent two hours tonight playing Dead Or Alive Extreme Beach Volleyball for the X-Box with another guy.almost 21 years of cultivating a gentlemanly persona almost washed completely down the drain. Thank God none of the girls who live here stopped by
Thatâs rough I feel for you, Merl, and am suddenly glad I stopped following the path of taking myself and any attempt at purity seriously
-Mazrim Taim
I DO NOT KNOW YOU ANYMORE, HEATHEN. THY SOUL NEED TO BE PURIFIED BY /FIRE/. And then still burns, and fight round 2.
âŚAhem. >> <<
kicks Lunaris away and drapes my arm around MErlinâs shoulder Youâre finally becoming a man, Merlin. Itâs time we take the next step on your spiritual journey⌠the strip club.
It happens, you donât need to feel bad about it. We all cave at some point in our lives when it comes to girls in bikini; just try to control yourself the next time⌠or at least watch some real porn.
Long as you didnât find your hand reaching for a bottle of Jergenâs hand lotion, youâre just fine.
Wait, you can play that game? Wow, and I thought the whole point was the oogling.
But seriously, it happens even to the best of us, cheerio old chap.
Ha, cool. Merlâs now one of us
The gameplayâs actually not bad. I got to play it at a friendâs house like a month after it came out. Yay Hitomi and Kasumi. ^^
Originally posted by Dai ryuujin
Ha, cool. Merlâs now one of us
The gameplayâs actually not bad. I got to play it at a friendâs house like a month after it came out. Yay Hitomi and Kasumi. ^^
Im sorry I just cant agree with that. I havent even played it and I know its just about watching scantily clad girls wearing nothing. But then again who can complain. But I dont agree with it actually being a good game. But that is just me.
Oh, in terms of a volleyball game, itâs not really that innovative or amazingly cool, but that isnât what itâs aboutâŚthe extreme ainât because of the sports.:get it?:
:mwahaha: Nice that is what I was talking the game is not about sports its about half naked women.
Iâll say this: at least it doesnât try to pretend to be anything else.
Youâre still cynical over âChobitsâ, arenât you?
Chobits wasnât pretending to be anything else, either. I was merely dead wrong. I mean, I didnât know sheâd be wearing <i>that</i>, or that the on/off switch would be there. I kinda liked how the second episode begins, though âŚ
No one is perfect.
:too bad;
hugs Merlin
But you can never read too much Arthurian literature.