I need some money

would anyone buy my autograph? maybe a charlemagne shirt? those thongs sold like hotcakes. I’ll have to make some more. anyone want those?

Make t-shirts of your sig. Go to Salt Lake City. Set up a stall selling them. Then await my instructions.

We should all get Charlemagne shirts! Then again, if I wanted one, I’d make one…

Oooooh…

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Damn, I just might! Haha!

6 words: Fiddler Crab on the Roof merchandise :smiley:

If I ever get any, I’ll probably give some to you.

<s>Charlemagne sexual toys!</s>

I said nothing.

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You’re Charlemagne.
Who wouldn’t pay to see the walking corpse of an ancient king?

Originally posted by Dominic Deegan
[b]<s>Charlemagne sexual toys!</s>

I said nothing.

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Where? Where???

Originally posted by Nulani
You’re Charlemagne.
Who wouldn’t pay to see the walking corpse of an ancient king?

Exactly. Plus he’s featured in almost every deck of cards out there.Im willing to bet he takes all of those profits and is just trying to scam us right now!!

I’d buy a charlemange <strike>thong</strike>t-shirt.

I’ll give you money. Just give me your adress, and your phone number, and your SIN, and your bank acount. Oh yeah, might want to give me some hermit crabs WITH SOME SHITTILY PAINTED ON SHELLS too.

I thought someone else would have said Chef’s “I guess I’ll have to go and whore myself out to every woman in town.”

Originally posted by Evangelion
Exactly. Plus he’s featured in almost every deck of cards out there.Im willing to bet he takes all of those profits and is just trying to scam us right now!!

http://www.snopes.com/history/world/cardking.htm :smiley:

I was talking about the french cards, silly.

Originally posted by Nulani
You’re Charlemagne.
Who wouldn’t pay to see the walking corpse of an ancient king Naked!?