I love reality television.

never heard of either of them :frowning:

Well, anyway, Reality Shows are the lowest filth in the history of television… Worse than dirty stuff, worse than political ads, worse than the Teletubbies!

HBO is the only TV I watch and even then , I’m not home that often to watch it.

I think I already told everyone that the only reality show I watch is CPAC, the official National Assembly television. I mean, what’s more realistic than a bunch of politicians shouting at each other on an issue nobody cares about! (If they did debate issues normal people cared about…maybe, MAYBE we’d get a higher rate of voting. As it stands now, the current rate of voting sucks.)

Hey, now that’s a show worth watching! it must look like the local fish market, but with everyone wearing suits…:slight_smile:

Only if the fishes bang on tables after each sentence pronounced by the attacking (or defending) minister. That’s seriously getting annoying.

Half of RPGC bangs on a table

A fish market where everyone keeps yelling, throwing barracudas, arguing over the prices and insulting the competition!:slight_smile:

I really only watch movies or Cartoon Network. Reality television… just no. Although there are some GOOD reality shows, but none of them are like that insipid bullshit on the networks.

I would rather swin though a pirahna-infested river with a bloody steak strapped to my crotch than watch reality TV.

My favorate TV shows are Smallville, John Doe, That 70’s Show and Monk.

And BTW, I’m still pissed at FOX for axing Firefly. :frowning:

CPAC’s funnier when you stare at it and think “If this man/woman’s so bad at debating, I wonder how horrible they are in bed”

It gets me a few laughs just to mentally imagine the scenario.

Originally posted by GG Crono 4
I would rather swin though a pirahna-infested river with a bloody steak strapped to my crotch than watch reality TV.

Hehehehehehe! Welcome to the club!

I watch almost no television and think most of those reality programmes are utter filth. Some years ago, I was persuaded to watch, in the company of some friends, the finale of the first Survivor. I am very sorry that I saw that, but I have watched no reality programme since then, save one.

The programme was called “Warrior Challenge”. In a particular episode, they took two persons, a mounted policeman and a champion polo player, and let them live as fifteenth-century knights for a few days. Thus, they had to do the brutal, boot camp-like exercises which knights did in full armour to keep themselves fit, as well as learn swordplay, tilting and jousting. They also got to try their hands at archery, falconry and dancing. The re-enactment was actually fairly historically accurate. In the end, the two had to face off against each other in a tournament, in which there was a swordplay round (they tied) and a jousting match against another knight (played by a professional rider; the polo player won). For those viewers who were not very knowledgeable about this sort of subject, the programme was fairly educational undoubtedly.

In another episode, two teams got to live as tenth-century Viking raiders.

Reality TV is the spawn of Satan himself.

literally.

Originally posted by Zero
[b]CPAC’s funnier when you stare at it and think “If this man/woman’s so bad at debating, I wonder how horrible they are in bed”

It gets me a few laughs just to mentally imagine the scenario. [/b]

What gets me more than a few laugh is imagining said minister buying viagra because these guys are just really old.