I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes.

Keep firing assholes!!!

)o( <<<< = ass hole

Sparrowhwak = 0WN@G3

YOU’VE GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME EVILDAVE

We’ve gone to ludicrous speed.

WTF, they’ve gone to plaid!

Mog! I’m a mog!

That means either you’re your own best friend, or you hang around looking cute and going “kupo.”

I’m my own best friend.

We have no Tower of Babel any longer.