I intend to run for Senate

[Genericangstyposter]

Apparently running for the Republican ticket, even as a joke when you’re not exactly doing anything, is frowned upon when your law firm mainly represents labor unions.

So I guess I’ll have to wait for the next primary free-for-all when I have a different job.

You could say you’re a lunch pail Republican.

[Charlemagne]

I’d vote for you, 984. But I already promised my vote to your only rival, Naked Lesbian Twins.