Ew, Republican. 
Eh, wotever. What would you do if you won?
Yeah, what’s your policy platform?
Do you need our signatures? Or donations?
Good luck chump, my name IS the ballet. Get on my level, chumpion, that level being the level of a champion rather than the level of a chumpion like you
As much as I would like to wish you good luck on your endeavor, I can’t exactly support your decision to get sucked into the quagmire that is Washington DC.
That said, this country is in sore need for some good (re: not insane) Republicans and I’m certain that you’d do a better job than almost anybody in Congress right now.
I live in a Red State with a soon to be clusterfuck of a Republican primary. That’s the best way for a no-namer to see how many random votes he can get. If I lived in a Blue State with a wide open Democratic primary, I’d run as a Dem.
Eh, wotever. What would you do if you won?
I would continue to not campaign and not fundraise while enjoying my name on the general election ballot. If I then won that, I would serve in the Senate. And not campaign. And not fundraise.
My platform is this: I will not announce a traditional platform. I will not campaign. I will not fundraise (besides getting the necessary fees to get my name on the ballot).
Announcing a platform is a form of campaigning, and I do not intend to campaign. I want to see how many vote a random name in a wide open primary would receive.
Do you need our signatures? Or donations?
Without looking into the signature requirements, I doubt non-Georgians (and certainly not non-Americans) can give valid signatures to get my name on the Georgia ballot. As for donations, I do not know yet. I shall look into some campaign finance laws shortly.
I never heard of no ballet named Ramza. Is it like Swan Lake?
It says a lot about the state of our country when a person choosing to waste over $5000 just on a lark to see how many votes he can get is considered a sane politician.
Lol so what do you need me to do? I approve btw. I can manage your campaign!
I will need your signature. And a dollar if you can spare it. And to possibly help with the collection of the 25k or so signatures (and dollar donations). I’m still looking into the actual formal requirements and will get back to you.
I could honestly see you winning based purely on the fact that by virtue of having no public image, you have a significantly better public image than most of your opponents. “Hey, I can’t really be worse, can I?” is a sadly strong unspoken platform.
Do you accept buttcoins?
I would vote for you except I don’t live in your state, and also I can’t read and have no arms or legs.
I’d vote for the 984, but I’m technically a filthy yankee, and do not reside in Georgia.
Now there’s a question. Do federal campaign finance laws regulate the use of crypto-currency?
ClothHat truly is the bravest of us all.
If you win, I hope you begin every interruption in the senate with a stern “OBJECTION!”
You could always pass them through a SuperPAC. Then only you will know what you’ve got in your pockets.
Any news?
A senate run announced on RPGC. Unexpected and weirdly pleasing.
In all seriousness, trying to fulfill the requirements and run is a worthwhile goal even if you just do it as an experiment. Too many people are shut out of the political process.
Not even if Georgia’s on my mind?
Unless you’ve changed a lot in the past five or so years, you’d probably make a better Senator than the current lot we’ve got. Good luck… even if you’re running as a Republican. :smugdog:
Apparently running for the Republican ticket, even as a joke when you’re not exactly doing anything, is frowned upon when your law firm mainly represents labor unions.
So I guess I’ll have to wait for the next primary free-for-all when I have a different job.
I’d vote for you, 984. But I already promised my vote to your only rival, Naked Lesbian Twins.