I hate shit like this


I guess they decided that they would sell more copies if you could TELL that it was Christian Bale in the movie. That makes me angry.

Still a step above most. A lot of the time, when a new movie comes out that makes a good actor a household name, they’ll re-release all of their old movies, and put their name on the cover really big.

Shut up, Billy FOOL! good po8nt thpugh

You know what would make me rebuy movies? Say, for example, if I already had a copy of American Psycho, and that re-release came out. But, instead of the cover you see there, in giant block letters it said:

<DIV ALIGN=CENTER><FONT SIZE="+3">CHRISTIAN BALE</FONT>
<FONT SIZE="-1">in</FONT>
<FONT SIZE="+1">AMERICAN PSYCHO</FONT>
<FONT SIZE="+3">NOW FEATURING 70% MORE CHRISTIAN BALE!!!</FONT></DIV>

OMG ID SO BUY THAT LOLZ

Hahaha Killer Uncut version.
Priceless.
By the way, who the hell is that guy on the cover? Is he even in the movie?

I have more of a problem with studios going back and putting out DVDs of EVERY FUCKING MOVIE DAVE CHAPELLE WAS EVER IN. Regardless of how big his role was, and then changing the cover to just be “DAVE CHAPELLE IN: [whatever movie]”.

But then how would we know if it was real Christian Bale, and not some cheap imitation Christian Bale?

Forget this. I’d rather just go see Batman Begins again. Not some movie with a white guy killing white girls. I bet he doesn’t kill any sistas, they’d pop the fool.

Is American Psycho based on true events or anything?

it’s based on the Bible. The book of Romans I think.

Hahaha…wait, are you being serious?

Oh, no, sarcasm. Yeah, I knew that.

American Psycho is probably one of the best satirical novels ever written, and you should go and read it right now.

Great, great book. A personal favourite.

I don’t have a problem with people taking advantage of a new movie’s publicity to sell their old ones. They’ve always done that, and it’s fair. We live in a capitalist society, remember? Of course, there is such a thing as misleading advertisement, and if a movie is being sold because it supposedly features a certain actor or actress -and it turns out she’s barely even in the movie- then that’s certainly unfair. BTW, I haven’t seen American Psycho yet (and I have no intention to, I hate movies featuring serial killers) so can anyone tell me if Bale does have enough of a presence in it to warrant putting him in the cover? (I heard it was his acting in this movie that won him the Batman role.)

He was very good in Equilibrium…very detached and unemotional…as the role required.

before
Hey, half baked, Jim Bruer is kinda popular, and that black guy was in “Robin Hood: Men in Tights”

now
DAVE CHAPPELLE IS IN THIS MOVIE, BUY IT, HE’S RICK JAMES BITCH!!! IT’LL GET YA DRUNK!

I like the one that says “Coming pretty soon” better.

hahah I was just gonna post that. That’s a hilarious movie, btw. Highlarious, actually. I got the re-released one… it’s the fully baked edition.