I can't help thinking about porn games

Now I may not be sober, but I must say, regarding the title, porn is sweet.

Is it some kind of rule that there must be one male character in the party with an obviously compensating for something sharp, sword-like object?

Well, Yuna’s compensating with her DUAL HIGH CALIBER CANNONS!

Shot

Jokes aside…

The game would seem like it has successfully brought the job system back, somewhat enchanced, of course. The job system is one of my reasons to give a shot at this one, provided it is released over here early enough so my interest remains high enough… (Blue Mage = Dark Gunner? (or something like that) Blech.)

Sweet. That other woman is Paine someone who joins Yuna’s quest to find Tidus and collect rare spheres and in her beginning job (Knight I think) she has a big Auron like sword. Stupid square, sending Auron; he kicked ass. The job system looks pretty cool, and yea I gotta admit Square’s been playing a little too much Tomb Raider. But as long as it doesn’t massacre the series when I play it it’s cool with me. I’m gonna see what I think about it when I actually play it.

I am going to play it through the first half hour, and then I’m going to write a review with a cynical and satirical plot summary, and then I’m going to actually go into detail about it. Just like I did with Chobits.

Yes, but are you actually going to submit it anywhere?

Uh, probably not.

Return of Job System: Good.

Direct sequel to previous game: Pretty Cool.

Yuna undergoing some character growth / development / change: Good idea.

Female Lead character(s): Good. Welcome change of pace.

And Yet…

…and yet…

For some reason, there is something I find rather disquieting about this game, and the aura/buzz around it thus far.

Eh, its Final Fantasy, I’ll probably end up buying it anyway.

One of the major downside I heard to the game was the music. Aparently Uematsu didn’t have anything to do with it and the concensus is that it sounds fucking weird. That’s all I heard though, except for a couple tidbits of story and gameplay.

As for the chicks, seeing a couple screenshots helps explain why I find the cover even more interesting I guess. Paine is all skin tight black leather, Rikku’s …Rikku and as so many have said so eloquently, Yuna is Lara Croft. So looking at how the cover’s made, I find it interesting.

<img src=“http://www.rpgclassics.com/staff/tenchimaru/td.gif”> I’ve had the OST for a long time now, and there are only like 5 tracks that I like (Kotoba, Ending, Epilogue) from the 61 tracks. The rest just sounds… weird. If anyone wants it, catch me on IRC/ICQ/AIM, I’ll send.

The thing that worries me is the thought that the actress who plays Yuna in the American version of FFX will play her in X2. I mean, just thinking about that voice even saying “music” makes me feel … ugh …

I hear the 3 chicks are the only playable characters on ffx-2, that doesn’t sound good

No Uematsu? Damn, ;_;

Originally posted by Sephiroth Hayes
No Uematsu? Damn, ;_;

My thoughts exactly. ;_;

Squenix are rapidly screwing up. And I was hoping for VII-2. Hopefull X-2 will sell enough to motivate them into making it.

Originally posted by Trillian
IMHO, I see nothing suggestive about the cover. Oh, other than the fact that all the main characters aren’t male…for once. Like, GG said, so long as Yuna doesn’t start singing like a certain pop singer, I don’t care. =P

No Final Fantasy has had all female main characters since Square became infatuated with pop culture, but it was only a matter of time. Like, cool, man.

I would have taken Terra and Celes any day.

Xwing1056

Originally posted by Sephiroth Hayes
Squenix are rapidly screwing up. And I was hoping for VII-2. Hopefull X-2 will sell enough to motivate them into making it.

Nah, I doubt it…it’d be cool if they did though. I remember back when they planned to remake FFVIII w/ better graphics and whatnot, but never got around to it.

(…what? I LIKED FF8! YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT?) >_>;

ooo… black leather… excelent! :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

dodges flying bricks

:stuck_out_tongue: but anyways… the game looks intersting enough… tho… what a weird choice of things they mixed into Yuna… O.o… weird weird Squarenix

Originally posted by Trillian
(…what? I LIKED FF8! YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT?) >_>;

I don’t. Is one of my fave FFs. huggles Trillian

FFX2.Looks very sad.

It looks too girly.

So? I look too girly.

You should see The Master in MML2.

Well, okay, point, but you get the idea.

Originally posted by Nulani
Sex sells.

And I’m buying.

Originally posted by Trillian
[b] I remember back when they planned to remake FFVIII w/ better graphics and whatnot, but never got around to it.

(…what? I LIKED FF8! YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT?) >_>; [/b]

I have the very antithesis of a problem with that. In fact, if you’ll excuse me for a second…

:eek: swoons :thud:

drools

There.