I am watching 300 right now..

What the fuck? I don’t hate things because other people like them… I hate them indiscriminately.

I guess the internet called while you were asleep.

edit: re not knowing the film had a fan base.

OK, JUST DO THIS AND IT WILL ALL GO AWAY

1: STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING.

2: GO WATCH CRANK.

3: WATCH CRANK AGAIN.

4: ???

5: PROFIT!

Then close this thread.

I GET IT NOW, KAGATO, THANKS FOR CLARIFYING

I haven’t seen either the movie or the comic, but from what I read of it, wasn’t the whole thing a story being told later by someone who, ah, “embellished” the facts? Even the surreal look was meant to evoke that, no?

You left out WATCH CRANK 2: CRANK HARDER.

Yeah, what does that punkass Frank Miller know about comics?

<_<

YOU WATCHED 300 OVER THE DOO-WOP SPECIAL ON PBS!!??!

Not how to write them well, that’s for damn sure.

While I think the idea of remaking historical events as superhero battles is pretty cool, I didn’t like the movie that much. Too much action, not enough character development, or something like that.

They were huge fans of Elvis, that’s all.