I am watching 300 right now..

Again, you’re not getting the point.

The fighting in it was total shit, basically all they did was have guys getting stabbed. The other armies didn’t even put up a fight.

You’re so stupid.

That’s why the Persians eventually slaughtered all of the Spartans?

Fuck! Whatever. It was a shitty movie in my opinion. I didn’t enjoy any of it.

You probably went in looking for reasons to hate it because so many other people loved it.

I saw it on and decided to watch it instead of Goldeneye, because I hadn’t seen it yet. I am really not that kind of person, and I didn’t even know it had a large…fan thing.

Yeah stop trying to copy Hades.

Am I dreaming?

What the fuck? I don’t hate things because other people like them… I hate them indiscriminately.

I guess the internet called while you were asleep.

edit: re not knowing the film had a fan base.

OK, JUST DO THIS AND IT WILL ALL GO AWAY

1: STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING.

2: GO WATCH CRANK.

3: WATCH CRANK AGAIN.

4: ???

5: PROFIT!

Then close this thread.

I GET IT NOW, KAGATO, THANKS FOR CLARIFYING

I haven’t seen either the movie or the comic, but from what I read of it, wasn’t the whole thing a story being told later by someone who, ah, “embellished” the facts? Even the surreal look was meant to evoke that, no?

You left out WATCH CRANK 2: CRANK HARDER.

Yeah, what does that punkass Frank Miller know about comics?

<_<

YOU WATCHED 300 OVER THE DOO-WOP SPECIAL ON PBS!!??!

Not how to write them well, that’s for damn sure.

While I think the idea of remaking historical events as superhero battles is pretty cool, I didn’t like the movie that much. Too much action, not enough character development, or something like that.

They were huge fans of Elvis, that’s all.