It’s action porn. I’m not sure what else I could say, it’s a movie about dudes stabbing each other. It might not be a trascendental artwork of narrative quality, but it was an awesome movie about dudes stabbing each other.
Also, when you try to inject story and character into plots that were all about the bloody massacre to begin with, you get shit like Troy.
Complaining that there isn’t a deep plot to 300 is like going to McDonalds and complaining you didn’t get a filet mignon.
I didn’t know what I was getting in to. And it wasn’t a very good action movie.
Again, you’re not getting the point.
The fighting in it was total shit, basically all they did was have guys getting stabbed. The other armies didn’t even put up a fight.
You’re so stupid.
That’s why the Persians eventually slaughtered all of the Spartans?
Fuck! Whatever. It was a shitty movie in my opinion. I didn’t enjoy any of it.
You probably went in looking for reasons to hate it because so many other people loved it.
I saw it on and decided to watch it instead of Goldeneye, because I hadn’t seen it yet. I am really not that kind of person, and I didn’t even know it had a large…fan thing.
Yeah stop trying to copy Hades.
Am I dreaming?
What the fuck? I don’t hate things because other people like them… I hate them indiscriminately.
I guess the internet called while you were asleep.
edit: re not knowing the film had a fan base.
OK, JUST DO THIS AND IT WILL ALL GO AWAY
1: STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING.
2: GO WATCH CRANK.
3: WATCH CRANK AGAIN.
4: ???
5: PROFIT!
Then close this thread.
I GET IT NOW, KAGATO, THANKS FOR CLARIFYING
I haven’t seen either the movie or the comic, but from what I read of it, wasn’t the whole thing a story being told later by someone who, ah, “embellished” the facts? Even the surreal look was meant to evoke that, no?
You left out WATCH CRANK 2: CRANK HARDER.
Yeah, what does that punkass Frank Miller know about comics?
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YOU WATCHED 300 OVER THE DOO-WOP SPECIAL ON PBS!!??!