I am watching 300 right now..

Is this a joke? The acting is pathetic, the costumes(if you can call them that) are ridiculous, and where the hell is all the colour?

A joke?

THIS
IS
SPA-

No. I can’t finish it.

Wow. Who would think the acting in a comic book movie, a rather vapid one at that, would be bad. The costumes and color can be explained away as “comic book adaptation; that’s how the comic book did it.”

And they totally stole that shot from Hero.

I think you missed the point.

Yeah, the central conceit of the movie is two colour-coded armies beating the shit out of each other.

I did start watching half way through, and it was on TNT; they know drama.

Isn’t that the one with Lena Headey? She was quite pretty in it.

300 did.

It’s action porn. I’m not sure what else I could say, it’s a movie about dudes stabbing each other. It might not be a trascendental artwork of narrative quality, but it was an awesome movie about dudes stabbing each other.

Also, when you try to inject story and character into plots that were all about the bloody massacre to begin with, you get shit like Troy.

Complaining that there isn’t a deep plot to 300 is like going to McDonalds and complaining you didn’t get a filet mignon.

I didn’t know what I was getting in to. And it wasn’t a very good action movie.

Again, you’re not getting the point.

The fighting in it was total shit, basically all they did was have guys getting stabbed. The other armies didn’t even put up a fight.

You’re so stupid.

That’s why the Persians eventually slaughtered all of the Spartans?

Fuck! Whatever. It was a shitty movie in my opinion. I didn’t enjoy any of it.

You probably went in looking for reasons to hate it because so many other people loved it.

I saw it on and decided to watch it instead of Goldeneye, because I hadn’t seen it yet. I am really not that kind of person, and I didn’t even know it had a large…fan thing.

Yeah stop trying to copy Hades.

Am I dreaming?