I am your worst nightmare. I will kill you, your parents, your girlfriend, your wife, the chick you’ve betraying your wife with, your kid, the kid you’ve betraying your kid with and your dog. If you dont have a dog, I will kill everything and everyone who knows your name, and everyone who knows the name of the people who know your name.
If you have a dog, I’ll do it anyway.
The devil worships me.
All dark lords kneel before me.
Even Eden would kiss my hand politely.
I am not only your worst nightmare, I am your nightmare’s nightmare.
I raped Mr. waving smilie.
I am the one who de- magnitizes your credit card bands.
I am the one who hides your towels and switches on the air condition when you come out of the shower in winter.
I kicked your grandma down the stairs before you did.
I know what you did last summer.
I was the one who replaced your favorite plushie with Chucky.
I am the one who hides every second sock in your househld as soon as it reaches the washing machine.
I tied a certain person to the grill. Guess who put the “Fry” into “Frylock”.
I hired peer.
I labeled all of your sex toys with your name and spread them throughout your neighbourhood.
I will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub.
I will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, but I will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.
Beware, it will happen soon.
For now, the prophecy is fulfilled.
I have reached 1000 posts.