Howdy there. I'm new.

Hello there folks, I just now got around to registering here after using this site to cheat my way through games for the past 5 years. Name’s Rubicante, yes I stole it from FF4, who stole it from Dante’s Inferno, yadda yadda yadda. Coincidentally, Rubicante also happens to be the name of my band. I dig RPGs (which is fairly obvious), most things related to the fantasy and science fiction genres, and most forms of guitar driven music (particularly heavy metal and blues). I’m 22 years old, I live in Alaska, no I don’t live in an igloo or have a dog sled team, and I play guitar when I’m not working, reading, or online.

Thanks for bearing with that long winded introduction, and if there’s anything else you want to know, check the profile. If there’s anything you want to know that’s not covered there or want to get ahold of me via AIM (for purposes of adding you to my list), PM me.

Hopefully, my time here will be somewhat well spent. Ciao folks. :slight_smile:

<img src=“”> Don’t be silly. Everyone in Alaska lives in igloos :smiley:

We do not! I’ll have you know that we upgraded to poorly constructed shacks last year. :wink:

Originally posted by Rubicante
I live in Alaska, no I don’t live in an igloo or have a dog sled team

What pulls your sled then? :stuck_out_tongue:

The slave workers we import from California. :stuck_out_tongue:

Oh, those kooky Californians, what will they do next?

Oh, and;

<img src=“”>ROOBICANT’Z HEER!

That must get expensive, Californians tend to die in temperatures below 60 degrees. And don’t give me that “Ooooh Alaska is actually a beautiful wilderness” line, I know it’s nothing but snow and polar bears. I used to watch Looney Tunes!

stor kram


Good morrow, Rubicante.

hello~ and welcome!

Greetings new dude!

Hope you have fun here, and I also hope you anger no-one, because…bed stuff happens…very bad stuff…SO BE NICE!

That would depend on how you define “bad stuff.” I’m a nice guy most of the time, and there are times when I’m not, but I don’t take too well to being threatened. :stuck_out_tongue:

Well I’m nice… Are YOU?? :thud:

Hello, I’m Strong Bad … and you don’t know it yet, but I’m da reason you’re here. No, seriously.

I’m Yar Kramer. And this is my welcoming committee.

HIIIII!!! [glomps Rubicante and starts chewing on his soul]

Oh, might as well say hello.

I am Seraph. I wirr wercome you properry, but first I must aporogize.


Er, wait… You’re not FinalFang…
Nevermind, hi ^^;;

Uhhhhh…who in the blue freaking hell is FinalFang…and why is he sodomizing polar bears??!:hyperven:

Eh, mostly an inside joke, but he lives in alaska too. We joke around with him about skinning baby seals and putting them around his igloo while screwing a polar bear. (We don’t really mean any of it, though :P)


falls from the ceiling


Hello, I’m Phoenix Valkyrie, or Phoenix, or PV, or whatever.


Yeah, I figured it was a joke, but still. Polar bear sodomy. I don’t think anybody would want to go that far north to get laid, man. :slight_smile:

Hi there.

*passes Rubicante a handgun

Just for safety, m’kay?