How to make a chocobo

If you insert chicken dna into and ostrich egg and wait till it hatches you will have a chocobo. It would be interesting to try this but I would be arrested for horrible experiments and animal cruelty.

As well as for making shitty threads.

No need to test because that’s not what you’ll get. And I’m a scientist that knows about these things.

Out of curiosity, Sinistral, what would we get if we performed this act of retarded science?

A large omelette. Scientists do much more horrible things than what was described and are paid by society to do it.