How to destroy the earth

http://ned.ucam.org/~sdh31/misc/destroy.html
Since TD never got around to posting it. (I’m also not sure if it’s been posted before >.>)

Some funny and also very interesting things in that list.

That’s hilarious, and surprisingly accurate. I’d rather wait until the Interplanetary Submission Strategic Self-Evolving Weapon System Deus is complete (Or at least the Death Star, if I can’t find a device to alter existence probability phenomena) but those methods are good too.

Sweet!

And then of course, the almighty question comes in.

Why?

And then of course, the obvious retort comes in:

Why not?

I’ ll try and make a sig about it. Damn cool. BTW, if you feel the Earth shakin’, it’ s me, don’ t worry…:mwahaha:
EDIT: the sig is too big… :bowser:

I don’t like how all of these take entirely too long. :\

Me too. :stuck_out_tongue:

Well…it was good. Not great.

Meh. All too much work just to destroy an insignificant blue dot.

why did i just read all of that

I wouldn’t want to destory the world. But I could be persuaded into getting rid of some of the more useless lifeforms I know.

Like the French?

lolz?

If you want to destroy the world just do this.
Step One: Cut down all the trees.
Step Two: Transmit elevator music and/or Armenian folk music on every radio station 24/7 until people have brain aneurysms.
Step Three: Convince the bigwigs in Hollywood we really do need a sequel to Super Mario Bros. the movie.
Step Four: Allow Ah-nuld the Governator to run for President.
Rinse and Repeat.

That makes no sense at all.

Hey, I liked that movie. I’d love a sequel.

God I suck.

No arguement there. :stuck_out_tongue:

Yeah. I’m gonna agree with the rest here, you do suck.