How to deal with spam

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Subject: megamanx2kgold@yahoo.com Ive got the magic stick
Date: 17 Aug 2003 06:46:21 -0700

Hi there,

Yes you heard about these weird little pills that are
supposed to make

you bigger and of course you think they’re bogus snake
potion. Well, let’s

look at the facts: XVigor has been sold over 1.9
Million times within the

last 18 months… With awesome results for hundreds of
thousands of men

all over the planet! They all enjoy a seriously
enhanced version of their

manhood and why shouldn’t you?

Re: megamanx2kgold@yahoo.com Ive got the magic stick

I was highly disappointed with your spam mail. Your promises of a “magic stick”, implying enchanted staves or other similar polearm weapons, were not delivered upon, and instead you offered penile supplements, further insulting my honour by implying that I have a small penis. I therefore challenge your superiors to a duel to the death. You may choose the time and place of your downfall, n’wahs.

P.S. I’m doing it with your girlfriend

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holy shit… lol

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/me points to his sig.

And that n’wah bit at the end.

Genius.

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/me ammends and adds

P.P.S. U SUK LZOZL OMG!!!1111111 WTF!!!1111111````````

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Originally posted by MegamanX2K
[b]Re: megamanx2kgold@yahoo.com Ive got the magic stick

I was highly disappointed with your spam mail. Your promises of a “magic stick”, implying enchanted staves or other similar polearm weapons, were not delivered upon, and instead you offered penile supplements, further insulting my honour by implying that I have a small penis. I therefore challenge your superiors to a duel to the death. You may choose the time and place of your downfall, n’wahs.

P.S. I’m doing it with your girlfriend [/b]

Amen.

I wish to point out that this is the funniest thing I’ve seen today.

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/me begins a slow stead clap that slowly becomes faster as more and more people join in.

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Cute X. Of coure, they won’t read it, but it’s cool nonetheless.

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You are a god. :yipee:

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You are my hero

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Cool.

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You rock, dude

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Originally posted by StarStorm
Cute X. Of coure, they won’t read it, but it’s cool nonetheless.
Not to mention it’s validated his email as active

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Yeah well, their girlfriends all validated my penis as active, so it evens out.

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I should try that out! Thanks for the laugh, X!

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hah :mwahaha:

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Hah, that was great, X. :hahaha;

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I hope that wasn’t your real email address.

And you should be more careful. Spammers are lunatics who are known to sue anti-spam organisations, even if spam is illegal.

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Goddammit X, i love you ^.~

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worships X

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I love him more.

I WILL FIGHT TO THE DEATH TO PROVE THAT!