How to avoid getting a ticket

http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/traffic_ticket.htm

… and I could have sworn you were going to tell me to get a cloaking device.

So is the new trend to post from http://www.funnyjunk.com?

…LOL

It is so hot to hear a girl say “cloaking device”

Originally posted by Morylion Karvarimon
It is so hot to hear a girl say “cloaking device”
hear hear.

Sorry but that is some 15 years old. I heard that one when I was 5.

Yeah, this one’s pretty old.

Actually, when I saw the thread, I figured it was about the guy who said his wife ran off with a cop and he thought he was there to give her back.

Originally posted by Merlin
hear hear.

You people are wierd.

“…Request blocked by WebBlocker.” My school sucks.

How fun, but not really.

Better yet, just don’t speed.

How to avoid getting a ticket:

Drive in a non-“fast” car, such as a minivan. If you drive a sports car and go sixty five in a sixty, you’ll be more likely to be pulled over than if you’re a minivan going seventy on the same road.

Originally posted by IonMage
Better yet, just don’t speed.

But what fun is that? Heck, if I get a clear enough road on the freeway and I know the area, I’ll go as fast as my car will allow (probably around 110, and my car is an 87).

Drive slower then the person in front of you who’s probably speeding.

That and if you were ever to use that, you’d probably get arrested for harrassing a Police Officer. Cops have an uncanny skill to be able to pull a valid law out of their ass to bust you with if they need to.

Originally posted by Epicgamer
Drive slower then the person in front of you who’s probably speeding.

Yep, that’s my method. <.< Unfortunately, the one time I got pulled over when I was on my own street, with no cars in sight. (and I was only going 33) x_x

Yeah, well, you have breasts, you can avoid these situations.

Originally posted by Epicgamer
Yeah, well, you have breasts, you can avoid these situations.

My breasts didn’t help me that day, sadly. I guess the cop wanted some man-boobs or something. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

You apparently needed Sin for that situation :stuck_out_tongue:

Bad mental image