How should i quit from work?

So basically, i stopped going to work. I have to go in eventually to formally sign papers and crap and say i quit.

How should i do it? Nothing is out-of-bounds.

If this is a poll asking for public opinion regarding how you should quit, I say you go out with guns blazin’.

If you don’t have real guns, some Super Soakers will do.

Do what I did. When your employers call you and are like “You’re supposed to be working. Where are you?” reply by saying something along the lines of “you know what? fuck you, I quit.” then hang up.

Dude, you should get really wasted and do it. Like drink a micky of vodka or rum to yourself. Then you can be really drunk and make an idiot of yourself. :cool:

Bang the boss’ wife and/or daughter.
At Work, in your boss’ office, while he’s there

Honestly? Give a two weeks notice. That is the most courteous thing to do.

I believe the movie Office Space and Canibus have the best answer to your dilemma.

“But my advice to anybody that wants to quit
It’ll feel much better if you say it like this:
Take this job and shove it
I ain’t workin here no more
Take this job and shove it
I ain’t workin here no more
Take this job and shove it
I ain’t workin here no more
Take this job, take this job, take this job and shove it”

Dead Kennedys - “Take This Job and Shove It” (forgive the uncapitalization and such, I got it from this lyrics site: http://www.punkbands.com/lyrics/bands/dk/bedtime.htm )

take this job and shove it
i ain’t working here no more
i will not get all the pieces i’ve been working for
paper cups, minimum wage just walk on out the door
take this job and shove it i ain’t working here no more
take this job and shove it i ain’t working here no more
i will not get all the pieces i’ve been working for
paper cups, minimum wage just walk on out the door
take this job and shove it
i ain’t working here no more
they’ll have you in this factory from now on for fifty years
all this time i see my woman drowning in her tears
i see a lot of people who got to have a piece of me
i’d give the shirt right off my back if i had the nerve to say
take this job and shove it
i ain’t working here no more
i will not get all the pieces i’ve been working for
paper cups, minimum wage just walk on out the door
take this job and shove it
i ain’t working here no more
let’s all go use our sick leave up and then we’ll shoot some pool
got brand new skinhead hair cuts you think he’s a fool
one of these days i’ll blow my top or somebody’s gonna pay
i’d hate to see the process as you enter the factory and say
take this job and shove it
i ain’t working here no more
i won’t let that shit bother me that i’ve been working for
paper cups, minimum wage just walk on out the door
take this job and shove it
i ain’t working here no more
take this job and shove it
i ain’t working here, ain’t working here, ain’t working here no more

That version is good too. :slight_smile:

I suggest in an over dramatic fashion.

:kissy:

If it is a job you plan on using on your resume, then you should do the two-weeks notice thing.

If not, pick the person you hate the most and tear them a new one. “You are a worthless waste of life! All you do is make more work for everyone else! You are the main reason I’m leaving this shit! ETC!!!”

Yea, its just a summer job.

And its too late to give two weeks notice, no call no showed the past 3 days.

Keep 'em coming :smiley:

Ignore them completely. If they call, hang up on them or don’t answer. Avoid the place like the plague. Act like you’re unemployed to everyone else.

And if you meet a coworker or manager by chance, well, then it’s time to break out the ol’ stabbin’ gun. :stuck_out_tongue:

You should go in without any pants, walk up to your boss, and tell him/her that you quit.

I fucking hate people who pull no call no shows.

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