Horror Hotel

Since I’m gone for the weekend, I have to keep you guys occupied with a stupid poll.

Check into horror hotel
This place is creepy and it’s somber too
And a little vampira wrapped on my neck, said
Say something, say something
You wanna start something with me

Well, take it up to room 21
Where all the creatures gonna have their fun
And underworld dangers and underworld scum
Take it up to room 21

And down the hall with my vampire girlfriend
Say something, say something
You wanna start something with me, here at

Horror hotel, horror hotel
Horror hotel, horror hotel
It’s up to me

Gather round the place of the demon whore
And my girl in room 21
Well, underworld dangers and underworld scum
Take it up to room 21

Down the hall with my vampire girlfriend
Say something, say something
You wanna start something with me here at

Horror hotel, horror hotel
Horror hotel, horror hotel
It’s up to me when it comes down to necking with girls

Horror hotel, horror hotel
Horror hotel, horror hotel
It’s up to me

“Horror Hotel” - Misfits

vampire sex of course

Neither catagory gives me great interest. =( I am but a misfit. is taken to the misfit island to play with the square wheel train.

:kissy:

No, thank you. I prefer angels, fairies, and goddesses, but what else might one expect of me?

I’m undecided.

I’d go… But not to be turned into the undead, I’d have my trusty whip “Vampire Killer” and a handful of weapons like throwing axes, daggers, crosses, and holy water to combat the evil within Hotelvania…

plays Simon Belmont’s Theme

I’ll pass on the Vampire Sex thing. It sucks.

And not in a nice way. :stuck_out_tongue:

VAMPIRE SUCKS!!

Ahh Percival, I’m sure you’ve got a naughty side ^.~ Vampire sex plx

Wilfredo Martinez WINS because I love bad puns!

And Sir Percival: I pretty much agree with you there, actually. I’d prefer that. You see, the thing is that this song was stuck in my head over and over and over again, and so this was a way to cure it I suppose. It didn’t really work.

Wait- I thought angels were androgynous…

And just so you know, vampire girfliend vs. self-preservation is indeed Erikson.

Oh, I do, but on the whole it tends towards things like Kama Sutra.

Well, yes, technically speaking, they are. I was simply generalising about stereotypical beautiful women with angelic wings.

Best Poll. EVER.

Thanks.

Sice I have no interest in girl vampires (Or any other girls for that matter), I think I’ll stay at happy hotel instead.