Holy shitake! 4000 posts! o.O

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Over two years, 4000 posts(Closer to 6 thou before the wipe)…damn, I’ve been here awhile. Not as long as some others, but still. I love this damn place. I couldn’t ask to belong to a finer community.

So, uh…ask me stuff. And I’ll answer. You know the drill. Ask whatever you want, but if you ask a silly question, expect a silly answer.

And just to get it out of the way: My name is John, I have no apparent quest, my favorate color is blue, and I don’t give a flying fsck about the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow.

Aaaand…go. :runaway:

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How about a swallow carrying a coconut?

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What exactly is a flying fsck?

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How many chucks could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? What is the answer to life, the universe and everything?

Ffinally, what is my favourite colour?

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a flying file system check? >.>;
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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What does “GG” stand for?

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Congratulations gg gl hf dd ka nr24hr, now go get a life :stuck_out_tongue:

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Congratulations GG! :slight_smile:

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Bite me. :smiley:

“Fsck” is just a fun thing to say instead of “fuck”. I’m aware that it actually means something.

  1. For both of them.

6.8 pounds.

Years ago, when I was really into Pokemon, it was an abbriviated form of “Gengar”, my favorate one. After the craze left me, I would have changed it, but I decided that I like the way it sounds. So officially, it doesn’t stand for anything anymore.

Yeah, well…YOUR MOM!

Thankies. :slight_smile:

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Am I cool?

What is the best shade of orange?

Wow or W0WWWWWWZ3RZ!!1!!11111ONEONEELEBENS111!

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Funny, I thought that the Earth couldn’t calculate properly after people started living on it.

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Purple?

Tomato: Fruit or vegetable.

Is the glass half empty or half full?

Why are we here?

Is there a God or are we just the product of someone or something’s imagination?

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Not yet, but you’re getting there. Plain ol’ orange. The first one.

Sure.

Tomatos are fruits. You can tell beacause the seeds are in the part of the plant that you eat.

To answer the Glass question, I will quote Terry Pratchett’s The Truth:

There are, it has been said, two types of people in the world. There are those who, when presented with a glass that is exactly half full, say: this glass is half full. And then there are those who say: this glass is half empty. The world belongs, however, to those who can look at the glass and say: What’s up with this glass? Excuse me? Excuse me? This is my glass? I don’t think so. My glass was full! And it was a bigger glass!

Why not?

There might be. There might not be. You’ll live a much happier life if you don’t think about it too hard.

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Why DO the eyepatches on characters switch sides?

If you sneezed with your eyes open, would your head implode?

If a mole was large enough, wouldn’t his molehill actually be a mountain?

Why is beer spelled with two e’s?

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The earth doesn’t calculate the answer, just the question.

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Sex?

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You’re a beast GG! A sexy beast!

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A wizard did it. Yes. No. Beacause it looked stupid with three.

Drugs, and rock 'n roll. \m/

Get cancer. Please. :smiley:

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Go Aries!!! Yeah! XD

Meekitokucieyeboruntienakakmoshu? (Don’t even TRY to guess what language that is…I don’t know either!)

If you HAD TO or you would be killed by little barbie loving lunatics, which would
watch: Barbie and The Magic Paintbrush, or Barbie: The Princess and The Pauper

…Ha! Now I can take out my revenge on you for having to watch those! …Evil little sister of best friends that I go over so much I practicaly am there sister…person.

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Congratulations. Now, you get to watch Bowser and Chupon eat a moogle. :chupon: :moogle: What, Chupon ate it all by himself. Now boswer is sad. :bowser:
Chupon responds by being rude.
:chupon: Belch!!!