Today, I decided to play Hmong Hunter.I marked off the relevant lines, or what I thought was relevant. Pardon my crappy typing skills too.
- [03:07:21] [StarStorm_the_Spazzy_Fuzzball] Hmmm
- [03:07:33] [StarStorm_the_Spazzy_Fuzzball] And here we are, stalking the elusive hmong
- [03:07:38] [StarStorm_the_Spazzy_Fuzzball] Well not so elusive
- [03:07:42] [StarStorm_the_Spazzy_Fuzzball] Mainly you want to elude them
- [03:07:45] [DerKaiser] the hmong hunter
- [03:07:46] [StarStorm_the_Spazzy_Fuzzball] But that’s not the point.
- [03:07:57] [DerKaiser] by crikey, you really don’t wanna rile the hmong up.
- [03:08:06] [DerKaiser] when you hear it make its distinctive cry,
- [03:08:07] [StarStorm_the_Spazzy_Fuzzball] One wonders
- [03:08:09] [DerKaiser] “ASL”
- [03:08:11] [DerKaiser] “ASL”
- [03:08:17] [StarStorm_the_Spazzy_Fuzzball] They coninually speak of the sexy voice of “leo”
- [03:08:28] [DerKaiser] you know it’s REALLY riled up, and you wanna avoid it at all costs.
- [03:08:33] [StarStorm_the_Spazzy_Fuzzball] But how do they know from an IRC channel?
- [03:08:42] [StarStorm_the_Spazzy_Fuzzball] One can only conclude that they have superhuman hearing
- [03:08:48] [StarStorm_the_Spazzy_Fuzzball] But only when it comes to mating.
- [03:09:32] [StarStorm_the_Spazzy_Fuzzball] And speaking of mating
- [03:09:42] [StarStorm_the_Spazzy_Fuzzball] We observe a hmong beginning his mating call.
- [03:09:49] [StarStorm_the_Spazzy_Fuzzball] “ASL? ASL?”
- [03:10:00] [StarStorm_the_Spazzy_Fuzzball] Eventually one may answer
- [03:10:19] [StarStorm_the_Spazzy_Fuzzball] But te hmong cannot tell if it is a hmong of the opposite sex,
- [03:10:33] [StarStorm_the_Spazzy_Fuzzball] Or if it is a trickster, preying on their inherently horny antures.
- [03:11:07] [Trillian] ohh, I think I saw this once on the Discovery channel!
- [03:11:11] [StarStorm_the_Spazzy_Fuzzball] In the latter case, it can get very ugly.
- [03:12:03] [StarStorm_the_Spazzy_Fuzzball] The Hmongs have only one predator in the wilds of the IRC.
- [03:12:35] [StarStorm_the_Spazzy_Fuzzball] I call that predator the Trickster.
- [03:13:09] [StarStorm_the_Spazzy_Fuzzball] Tricksters empoloy a variety of ways to hunt Hmongs, but strangely, this urge seems not to be derived from hunger, or even defense, but pure maliciousness.
- [03:13:53] [StarStorm_the_Spazzy_Fuzzball] Some Tricksters, as said, prey on the Hmong’s inherently horny natures.
- [03:14:26] [StarStorm_the_Spazzy_Fuzzball] Some , hwoever, are daring enough to attack entire groups of Hmongs at once
- [03:14:48] [StarStorm_the_Spazzy_Fuzzball] Those, however, are quickly dispatched by the strongest and most powerful of Hmongs, the Operator.
- [03:14:59] [StarStorm_the_Spazzy_Fuzzball] But before then, it can eb quite a spectacle.
- [03:16:04] [StarStorm_the_Spazzy_Fuzzball] Hmongs seem to have thier own language
- [03:16:34] [StarStorm_the_Spazzy_Fuzzball] This laguage varies extremely, leading one to believe that they have hundreds of dialects.
- [03:17:13] * Varan_The_Red gets ready for the blast.
- [03:18:12] [Varan_The_Red] I’m gonna eyedeath these poor bastards real quick.
- [03:18:28] [StarStorm_the_Spazzy_Fuzzball] The Many Dialects of the Hmong laguages vary. However, all are understandable, if one makes an effort
- [03:18:53] [StarStorm_the_Spazzy_Fuzzball] Some use alternaiting small and capital letters
- [03:19:02] [StarStorm_the_Spazzy_Fuzzball] Some use AOL-speak
- [03:19:15] [Varan_The_Red] Wow
- [03:19:17] [Varan_The_Red] They got quick.
- [03:19:18] [StarStorm_the_Spazzy_Fuzzball] Some use Haxxor
- [03:19:37] [StarStorm_the_Spazzy_Fuzzball] Well now! HEre we ahve a trickster attacking the hmongs ans a group.
- [03:19:46] [Varan_The_Red] Indeed.
- [03:19:53] [StarStorm_the_Spazzy_Fuzzball] He was qucikly taken care of though. It was interesting to watch, if only for a moment.
- [03:19:54] [Varan_The_Red] They have an autoban for two minutes on me.
- [03:20:04] [Varan_The_Red] I’ll be back, they have yet to defeat me.
- [03:20:14] [StarStorm_the_Spazzy_Fuzzball] He should be back shortly though, Tricksters often enjoy repeated attacks on the Hmongs.
- [03:20:51] [Varan_The_Red] And I strike once more.
- [03:21:13] [StarStorm_the_Spazzy_Fuzzball] And of course, he returns.
- [03:21:21] [StarStorm_the_Spazzy_Fuzzball] This sort of attacking can continue for huors.
- [03:22:27] [StarStorm_the_Spazzy_Fuzzball] Unbanned eyt again
- [03:22:35] [StarStorm_the_Spazzy_Fuzzball] Two minutes seem to go quickly among the Hmongs.
- [03:22:48] [StarStorm_the_Spazzy_Fuzzball] In fact
- [03:23:06] * Varan_The_Red unleashes his pogo as Fuer Frei comes on
- [03:23:11] [StarStorm_the_Spazzy_Fuzzball] I believe only 30 seconds have passed, which leads the intrepid explorer to believe that the Hmongs have no way to keep track of time accurately.
- [03:24:07] [StarStorm_the_Spazzy_Fuzzball] And a 60 second ban becomes a 30 second ban again.
- [03:24:53] [StarStorm_the_Spazzy_Fuzzball] IF it was only for the gaurdian known as |||HmongTalk|||, attacks would occur more often.
- [03:26:28] [StarStorm_the_Spazzy_Fuzzball] This particular gathering of Hmongs is suprisingly small.
- [03:26:42] [Varan_The_Red] 30 second ban
- [03:26:43] [StarStorm_the_Spazzy_Fuzzball] PErhaps only 40. Sometiems, thier numbers can swell to over 100.
- [03:27:09] * Varan_The_Red enjoys fucking with hmongs in apparently small groups so much.
- [03:31:34] [StarStorm_the_Spazzy_Fuzzball] As we leave we can hear the mating cry of the Hmong, receding in the distance, as we return to much saner and safer ground.
- [03:31:35] [Varan_The_Red] Simply r0x0r.
- [03:31:47] [StarStorm_the_Spazzy_Fuzzball] Good day all. This has been another episode of “Hmong Hunter”.
TD said this would make a kickass flash. Hope you all like!
Edit: Done TD. laughs Sorry
