“Here’s the deal folks: You do a commercial, and you’re off the artistic roll call forever. There’s a price on your head, everything you say is suspect, and every word out of your mouth is now like a turd falling into my drink.”
[version 2]
“I will lay down the law right now. Anybody who sells Taco Bell products is immediately and for all time eliminated from any artistic endeavors. Case fucking closed. You may shit Mona Lisas out your ass as a party trick, you’re an evil fucking piece of shit. End of story. The story just ended. There will be no further discussion.”
I like those Snickers commercials, especially the one where the guy is helping the old lady cross the street and asks her out on a date and they are both just sitting there and she looks a bit stunned…then they shift to how hunger affects your thought, grab a snickers!
Mentos also rocks. If you’re ever in a jam, just pop a Mentos and that’ll all of a sudden make you the most clever man/woman alive. Screw books and advice when a simple breath mint solves all of life’s problems. Sharon and Arafat at it again? Just give them a Mentos and they’ll thing of a peaceful way to end things for once…
Oh please, you don’t want to be subjected to one of my period talks. Im generally not embarrassed about sexuality/body issues and I go all out. I don’t want to traumatize any of you.
I’ve seen and remembered at least two feminine product ads where the woman is on her period but is wearing white pants, I sure as hell wouldn’t do that.
This is RPGClassics. Off-topic is the norm around here. Of course, the “norm” here is about as normal as a Perfectly Normal Beast from “Mostly Harmless”, but I digress.
I like the viagra-ish commercials because of their little innuendos (the limp garden hose suddenly gushing water, etc), though I’d hate to be sitting at a bar watching TV when the one starring me came on.
My dad has a friend at work who knows a website with banned commericals. I’ll describe one the next chance I get …