Hi!!!!!!!!!!

Konnichiwa. I am…

deep breath

Hayasaka Kosei, Roukugani Phoenix Clan Shugenja, Master of Five, Magistrate to the Far Lands, And Creator of Obsessively Long Titles.

Pleased to meet you.

Welcome to the world of the lifeless.
Ni hao, my nom si Jabricruds.

Umm, I have nothing to say…
insert bleak, vague, indecisive, illogical and broad subject here

Hello, I’m Strong Bad … and you don’t know it yet, but I’m da reason you’re here.

I’m Yar Kramer. Etcetera, etcetera, etcetera.

I’m Mayl. My job is to hit Yar with my mallet.

YAY, a dark soul! [GLOMPs Dark Aura]

I am Seraph, guardian of the Oracre. I wirr give you your officiar wercome, but first I must aporogize.

BEWARE, COWARD!

Hello and methinks you’ve delved into the chocolate a wee bit too much so here’s a sandwhich instead.

gives a sandwhich

Good morrow, damsel.

bows in a fifteenth-century Parisian fashion to Dark Aura

[sailor_accent] 'ello matey! [/sailor_accent]

Welcome! Rubber mallets for everyone!

Oh no, not another hyperactive female! I have enough of them in my life alreay!

Anyway welcome, and just don’t be too hyperactive (around me at least)

hello and welcome to the realm of the infinately doomed, you may never leave MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA ahem sorry, down the right corridor ecetera ecertera

Heya…Wel…Come… :thud: