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#21

Seriously, you’re killing yourself because of a short piece of skin missing on your dick? After an operation you had as an infant which roughly took 5 MINUTES and you don’t even remember, yet feel “traumatized”, and that after having seen a freaking youtube video? wtf!? Be glad your parents thought ahead of you and eased your process of personal hygiene. It’s a bit more than the cosmetic surgery you’re thinking of, they’re not exactly doing this to make the baby’s tiny dick look better. Some people actually get rid of it in adult age because it’s too tight and causes them pain all the time, so who knows, you might have felt the need to do it anyway later on. Judging by the lifestyle you lead, it was probably a smart move by your parents anyway, because otherwise you’d probably have like 1000 infections and parasites and eventually your entire shlong would fall off. …which actually would have provided some amusement, so in retrospect, maybe it wasn’t such a good idea after all.

…And now you’re killing yourself. By drinking chocolate syrup and eating pears. Congratulations, what a man. Instead of checking for a missing piece of skin, you might want to check for your balls down there, which seem to be missing entirely. That seems to be your main problem.
Oh hi Ramza, how’s that whole destroying your life and body with hard drugs thing working out for you? Tried Crocodile yet? I heard it’s all the rage now.

Seriously, RPGC has always been a place for weirdos and strange people, but usually we attract the GOOD kind of freaks. Whenever did fucked up people like this start showing up? Are all the psychiatric wards and drug consultation centres or whatever closing down in the US or something? Can’t you people at least get a couple of dog-catchers to pull them off the streets and stuff them in kennels for a while? For fuck’s sake.

#22

Says the weirdo.

PS: Leave Ramza alone, he doesn’t know where he is right now.

#23

Well… yeah, that was my point. That’s why I’m here, obviously? :stuck_out_tongue: and you? Regarding Ramza, I think he’s in some superfluffy candyland now or something. I’m sure HE knows where he is, I just doubt anyone else does.

#24

I was being sarcastic. Although you really should smarten up and stop doing this killing yourself crap or whatever.

As far as circumcision I agree with you. It’s unnecessary and cruel, and the practice needs to stop. I’m not going to wade into this discussion in full at this time, but that is where I stand.

#25

Eh. He’s not missing much. Just the occasional bladder infection due to not scrubbing underneath the turtleneck.

Well on the plus side, when you show your shlang to the ladies you don’t get cries of “Eww! What the hell is that?” like most turtlenecks do. But hey, who am I to interfere with your efforts at avoiding procreation with members of the opposite sex. Shine on, you crazy cubic zircon!

#26

I like Nick Swardson’s idea of yelling “Who Fucking Farted?!?” and blowing your brains out, knowing the reactions would be lasting.

#27

After dating a lady who may or may have not had suicidal tendencies after a switch in medication and having three others who cut themselves as friends - STOP TRYING TO BREAK YOURSELF AND FIND A NEW FOCUS.

CREATE SOMETHING OUT OF NOTHING. SELF-IMPROVEMENT WITH SELF-EXPRESSION. PLANT SOMETHING, IT NEEDS YOU TO GROW BIG AND STRONG. FEEL BIG AND STRONG OVER SUCCESS. TRAIN YOURSELF TO RUN A MARATHON, ONE JOG AT A TIME. A HEALTHIER BODY HOUSES A HEALTHIER MIND.

#28

So, you want to kill yourself? You’re tired of being worthless? You’re tired of being unloved? You’re tired of being unsuccessful, of meeting failure wherever you go? You have a chemical imbalance in your brain that makes you think the worst of everything even when your life is doing just fine? Maybe your ex cheated on you when you were together and you didn’t find out about it until later? Maybe you cut yourself off from everybody that you ever knew and loved and live in a basement with people who secretly despise you? Or are you poor and starving or a victim of abuse or caught in a political scandal or ashamed of your sexuality? Are you in a third world country where there are limited resources and killing yourself might save your family from starvation? Are you in some ridiculous improbable scenario where killing yourselves will save millions of lives?

Or are you just trying to get attention on a message board by acting like a fucking retard, as normal?

My first instinct is to tell you to just do it, to spread misery to somebody that “deserves” it. But I’m not the guy to make that decision. And honestly, if you did end up killing yourself I’d feel responsible, and I can’t deal with that shit right now. Go get help. Even if you don’t have health insurance psychologists/psychiatrists can operate on a sliding scale. Ask someone local. Even if this is a “cry for attention” it points to larger problems in your life. Now fuck off.

IN ADDITION: While I don’t suggest you cut your dick off, I strongly suggest you consider a vasectomy.

#29

I’ve never had either of those problems. 'course, I practice proper hygiene, and my girlfriend is not ignorant or stupid.

#30

You must be a girl. In which case you have no room to talk. NONE. If you’re not, fuck off and don’t circumcise your kids because all those points you made are completely wrong. I am disgusted that my parents took it upon themselves to make this sort of decision. I am disgusted that I can’t feel my dick when I’m having sex with people. I am disgusted that a DOCTOR of all people would let something like this happen, and in fact do it himself.

GAP, nobody said you have to read my threads. You can even block me. Like you said, your first instinct was to encourage me. And fuck you for feeling responsible.

And no, I’m not doing it by eating pairs and drinking chocolate syrup. I stopped eating anything wet, and I haven’t had anything to drink. This is not a pussy way to kill myself, I bet half of you fucks would wuss out on day 3 just from general cravings.

#31

Right, I forgot. We all know a man couldn’t possibly have said that, unless he wasn’t circumcised, since we all know that all circumcised males would make the exact same points as you do, are all completely traumatized and kill themselves for the most part, because you’re absolutely right about everything! … oh wait, they don’t.

…and of course you think this is because of your missing foreskin, because apparently you got circumcised by a butcher with a giant meat cleaver. Interesting.

#32

That’s not what I said. I know a lot of ignorant victims that have been circumcised. Why are you defending it? If you get phimosis (the tightening you were talking about) there are other ways to fix it. Skin can get stretched out you know. And if for some reason that doesn’t work there are less drastic surgeries to correct it. Having a foreskin is not unsanitary. It’s just as easy to clean as it is to clean out the crevices in your fat rolls. Seriously, why are you defending infant genital mutilation. I really don’t understand it. And why else would I not be able to feel what is said to be the most sensitive part of my body? And not only that, but ANY TIME you cut something off, you can’t feel it anymore. In other words, desensitized. Now please, don’t be offended by me calling you fat earlier, instead try to take my points one by one and refute them.

#33

Yeah well you know… no. :chupon: I’m not going into a full debate with you here if I think male circumcision is ethical or not, whether it should or shouldn’t be done, if the surgeon is a sick man, whether you have the right to be disgusted by yourself or whatever the fuck. It’s not going to lead anywhere, it would annoy the hell out of me and everyone else, and it would give you even more ground to whine. Instead, get this: You’re obviously traumatized/ psychologically negatively affected/ have some serious issues, probably lots of additional ones which are not related to your dick. If they ARE only related to that, well fine, why not, there’s always a small percentage of people who have some serious issues with everything. Hell, apparently there are people who are freaked out by their own arms and would like to chop them off (yes, even when not on drugs).

What normal people would do in such a case: Recognize they have a problem. Admit to themselves they have a problem. Suck it up. See a shrink
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Oh plenty of reasons. Maybe it became desensitized, but the reason wasn’t actually your circumcision but something entirely different. Or your girlfriends were too well lubricated and had gaping vaginas, so fucking them felt like, y’know, the whole throwing a hotdog sausage into a gym hall metaphor.

You did? I don’t recall you calling me that. And if you had, that would have been very amusing since I’m actually quite skinny.

edit: stupid spelling mistakes among others.

#34

This comment goes here.

And really. This is just another Setzian thread from GSG. If you’re going to off yourself, just off yourself. We don’t need you LiveJournaling it up in here, even if there isn’t anything else going on.