Hey guys, this girl is now single.

That Bobett woman or whatever her name is has finally been trumped. O.o

Lorena Bobbit? I don’t know, they both sound pretty scary to me.

(I think it would be worse to lose the staff than the bolas, though, eh?)

My god,it’s just horrible,it’s just painful to barely think about it,and man that must be one strong woman.

He must have been sleeping or a fucking pussy. Or a sleeping pussy.

Or really, really drunk. Never occur to you that that might be it Hades?

No!!! WHO WOULD DO THAT!!?? INCONCEIVABLE!!!

That would hurt, but, on the bright side, I’d only feel part of it. Nerve damage is good for something, after all, I suppose.