Välkommen! Wow, the Swedish population of this place just keeps increasing. Why don’t we ever get more people from Norway or Finland?
This is not the old Murray. He’s only one tenth as cool as the old Murray!
It’s called Vigelandsparken and it is in Oslo, yes. I’ve never been there. It’s about as far away from me as it is from Stockholm.
I bid you good day, Murray and eke (also) well come (welcome) hither and pray that your abiding here be fair and thrifty (prosperous).
Pardon me: I love archaic English.
And I am sure that there are plenty of hot girls in Sweden…well I certainly think that there are, but I confess that I am a sucker for blondes.
Machinae Supremacy is from Sweden!
Hello, welcome, and enjoy the insanity.
RLY
EDIT: 500th post
Welcom, Murray. Hope you enjoy the place. Hints: Take nothing said here seriously, except Mod edicts. Watch what other people post before you start posting or making threads, because some people here are very picky (They don’t like Post Count celebrations, for instance.)
Hope you enjoy the place. 
Hello! I’m your average dangerously hyper cat girl with a bazooka and a split personality of Rikku! Nya! Say hi Rikku!
Hi! I think you cute-
Okay, say bye Rikku!
No, wai-
You have a Half Life avatar! 
gives Murray many cookies Welcome new person! ^___^
Any man who’s a fan of Sam 'n Max is okay by me. Hi, Murray.
Well welcome and all that usuall stuff.
I got nothing else to say, so… see ya around.
Hello. Welcome to “new persons” week.
EDIT: I just realized I alredy postred in here.