Here is the final proof...

…that a samurai can kick ninja ass. Take that, evil ninja bad guy. Oh right, link

It’s Newgrounds. They prove nothing.

Actually, it’s nogoodanimation. It’s just posted on newgrounds to get feedback.

Babycart to Hades is the best film ever.

This seems like a good time to quote My Cousin Vinnie:

“Your Honor, everything that guys says, is bullshit. Thank you.”

I’m sorry, but red eyed demon samurai don’t count. Only thing more lopsided would be al ninja going up against a cyborg samurai pirate cowboy.

I really hate it when you people say it sucks because it’s on newgrounds. There’s a lot of high quailty animation and games there, and most of the really bad shit gets removed in the first hour of it being submitted. You may as well say all books suck because the only library you’ve ever been in was poorly maintained.

But Epic, but Epic! You forget that everyone is an elitist! (aslo, ff7 sucks because too many pplz like it LOL WTF)

I’d take your opinion seriously if it weren’t, you know, STUPID.

I dunno, the last thing I saw posted on Newgrounds was Arfenhouse 2.

EDIT: That I liked.

I’ve seen quite a few good ones. I mostly just look at th efront page, and while some of the stuff on the front sucks, its also the best place to find the good stuff.

I take offence to that! I DEMAND SATISFACTION!

I can’t get no satisfaction
I can’t get no satisfaction
'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try
I can’t get no, I can’t get no

When I’m drivin’ in my car
And that man comes on the radio
He’s tellin’ me more and more
About some useless information
Supposed to fire my imagination
I can’t get no, oh no no no
Hey hey hey, that’s what I say

I can’t get no satisfaction
I can’t get no satisfaction
'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try
I can’t get no, I can’t get no

When I’m watchin’ my TV
And that man comes on to tell me
How white my shirts can be
But he can’t be a man 'cause he doesn’t smoke
The same cigarrettes as me
I can’t get no, oh no no no
Hey hey hey, that’s what I say

I can’t get no satisfaction
I can’t get no girl reaction
'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try
I can’t get no, I can’t get no

When I’m ridin’ round the world
And I’m doin’ this and I’m signing that
And I’m tryin’ to make some girl
Who tells me baby better come back later next week
'Cause you see I’m on losing streak
I can’t get no, oh no no no
Hey hey hey, that’s what I say

I can’t get no, I can’t get no
I can’t get no satisfaction
No satisfaction, no satisfaction, no satisfaction

-Written by Mick Jagger and Keith Richards, performed by The Rolling Stones

I don’t want your kind of satisfaction, MAN.

You’ll never get my satisfaction. That’s reserved for NOT YOU.

You’re just overwhelmed by my sexy-hotness and the fact you could never have me!

<strike>Ain’t it the truth.</strike>My daily dose of hot sexyness is currently handled by my Scottish girl. Kthnx. Who is like infinitely + 1 times hotter than you.

Ya don’t see people making video games on badass samurai or diamyo but instead the awesome ninja i.e. Ninja Gaiden.

Do Ninjas have the Kensai of Nitenichi-Ryu (sp?), Musashi Miyamoto? I think not.

By the way, It’s spelled Daimyo.

Whoops…tpyo then. Besides…nothing beats a good katana than some cold hard 5.56 steel…or 7.62 if you fancy. Bullets over blades, that’s my style of fighting, unless you give me a good knife.