Hentai Games

I was just wondering if anyone has EVER played one. I personally haven’t, but sometimes think of trying one, just for the hell of it. Then I snap out of it and write a new fanfic.

Snap right the hell out if it, and go and read Somethingawful.com’s reviews instead. Seriously man, Hentai games = teh evil.

I wouldn’t call them evil, but somehow I don’t think they would be as rewarding as TRUE RPGs.

I don’t think most of them are RPGs. Most of the ones I’ve seen are porno-dating-sim style games. The trick is, play one while drunk, which will excuse you and wash away the sin of having played one. Sorry, but I really hate hentai games.

Originally posted by Pierson
I don’t think most of them are RPGs. Most of the ones I’ve seen are porno-dating-sim style games. The trick is, play one while drunk, which will excuse you and wash away the sin of having played one. Sorry, but I really hate hentai games.

I don’t hate things until I try them. However, I agree with you, they AREN’T RPGs. They’re technically “first-person adventure” although you can break them down from there. And I don’t drink, either, so I can’t liquir myself up and play one.

The closest thing to a Hentai game I ever played was Leisure Suit Larry- but that was, of course, a comedic game. Pretty fun, too. But I prefer FF. :slight_smile:

I played one once. I forget the name, cause it was at a freind’s house, but it wasn’t really all that bad.

The articles at somethingawful.com may represent my view on hentai games.

Originally posted by Wilfredo Martinez
The closest thing to a Hentai game I ever played was Leisure Suit Larry- but that was, of course, a comedic game. Pretty fun, too. But I prefer FF. :slight_smile:

I remember those. They were kinda the opposite of hentai games though, as Larry never (except once think) managed to get any. Kinda like Tom never caught Jerry, he screwed up in many and amusing ways.

Yeah, but are they FAIR reviews? I mean, with a title like “Somethingawful.com”…

Since SA makes a reputation of slagging off others, they are not, but generally they have fair reviews, since they only review bad games. Usually. Excet for TruthMedia, which is basically a Flame Magnet.

Well, I’ve played:

Immoral Studies, True Love, Time Stripper Mako, Runaway City, Knights of Xentar, X-change and Three sister’s story.

Sure I’ve played more, just can’t remember them.

Originally posted by Pierson
Since SA makes a reputation of slagging off others, they are not, but generally they have fair reviews, since they only review bad games. Usually. Excet for TruthMedia, which is basically a Flame Magnet.

They do review good games, too. For example, they reviewed Deus Ex. However, that was mostly to show how John Romero was spending millions of billions hyping up a piece of shit called Daikatana, while another part of the company was actually working.

I’d love to try Sentimental Shooter, if only because I could use an over the top + top down shmup. And the naked girlies can’t hurt either.

They rarely do. ‘Sentimental Shooter’? A Hentai FPS?

Man, I used to have Sentimental Shooter too, one of my favourites.

It was hella-hard for a H-game.

Originally posted by Pierson
A Hentai FPS?

I’m curious. Is it like Sentimental Graffiti?

No, it’s like a space invaders game, except you move around the body, destroying enemy ships while at the same time trying to destroy items of clothing.

Although it sounds easy, it ISN’T.

Just for the record, Larry DID “score” -twice- in the first LSL. The first time with a hooker who had AIDS, so if you didn’t had a condom on, it was game over! The second was at the end of the game (Victoly!) : )

I’m sad to hear that he fails in the sequels.

And in case anyone’s wondering, all the sex and nudity was censored. Hey, PC games were just starting back then- today they get away with anything! :slight_smile:

Politcally Correct Personal Computer games?

So they were PC PC Games?

Ho ho ho.

Sorry.