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All of them. At the same time.
Problem: Ages don’t start with “1”, try again
I posted the people most likely to have casual sex without getting emotionally involved. Regardless of looks or age.
You don’t really understand China then. Young and “traditional” means they will probably be sucking your cock by the third hour of the date. Open to “casual sex” means “I will play lots of head games than ask when we’re getting married cause I’m over 25 and OH M GOD I NEED A HUSBAND!!!”
Listen asshole. I saw Mulan. I know how it works over there.
[b]Obaachan / 103 / Straight / Widow / Yanjing, China
My self-summary[/b]
i am nice and experienced and love to have fun
What I’m doing with my life
living like any day could be my last
I’m really good at
classical chinese calligraphy, pottery
The first things people usually notice about me
the horn on my forehead
Favorite books, movies, and music
plum in the golden vase ^_^;, seven-stringed zither
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i love classical yaoi
I’m looking for
- Guys who like women
- Ages 21-121
- Long-term or possibly very short-term relationship, casual sex
You should message me if
you are alive
Great, I think we found a match.
Age starts with 1, and she’s horny…go get 'er.
a horn…on her fucking head…a HORN…ON HER FUCKING HEAD. Good god that made me curious so I wikipedia’d that shit, apparently it’s a real medical condition that’s happened across China. It’s made of the same material as fingernails
GIS Cutaneous Horn - NMS obviously
I thought Mr America could have any dame he chooses! …why has it come down to online dating? xD
Fun fact: The black spot on her right? That’s another one growing.
Definitely go for the unihorn, unless what she’s eating is also a Gohan like what the first girl eats, in which case we might want to wait til Part IV.