Help me god ;_;

I’m supposed to guard my little cousin this week, wich his about 2-3 years old

And he’s a Teletubbies Fanatic.

Someone saves me from the torture ;_;

Step 1: Install UT03 on a comp you two can access.
Step 2: Find Tellytubby skins and assign them to bots.
Step 3: Do I really need to explain what this step entails, besides endless fragging?

I have an idea…

Unplug the TV, and claim to the kid its broken, and he can’t watch his show… wait for the half hour to pass, and what do you know, the tv works!

Don’t unplug the TV. Unscrew the cable. Then you can still watch antenna TV.

The kid’s 2, just watch whatever the hell you want and he’ll be happy!

Xelo, Tellietubbies is on PBS (least it was…), so that won’t do anything.

<img src=“http://www.rpgclassics.com/staff/tenchimaru/td.gif”> Lock him in a crate filled with banana leaves. And spiders. Poisonous spiders. Just remember to make airholes, and give him water twice a week.

Distract him with bubble wrap and do whatever you want :stuck_out_tongue:

Ahhh, the almight power of bubble warp. :slight_smile:

Tough it out. If you can survive this, you’ll be the strongest being in the universe.

I can’t stand children… >_> does the I hope you survive dance

Give him bubble wrap and some tinfoil paper, and he should be happy.

Actually, the kid had his attention dragged by the good ol’ DOOM

:slight_smile:

Turn him loose on the RPGChat room. We’ll scar him for life.

Originally posted by PC Glenton
[b]I have an idea…

Unplug the TV, and claim to the kid its broken, and he can’t watch his show… wait for the half hour to pass, and what do you know, the tv works! [/b]

That might work, I just wish I had thought of that two years ago when I was baby-sitting a Teletubbies Fanatic. What I did when faced with this situation was that I would get permission from his older brothers to use their Nintendo64 (they would be over at a friend’s house) and one game (Pokemon Stadium), he was almost as crazy about Pokemon as he was about Teletubbies so we would play the mini-games.

Well, good luck.

I second PC’s idea too.

Am I glad Teletubbies has been outlawed in Norway: At least, it’s foulness and pure desolate evil isn’t being aired anymore.

Give him a piece of string: If you’re lucky you’ll solve two problems with one solution.

If I remember well, ‘tubby’ in French means ‘dick’. Plus, the series is from England. I think these two things made the series outlawed in France. Can someone from France confirm it as true or not, please?

Woo! I’m like Jing, I can’t stand kids.

Book: take drugs. Lotsa drugs. It is a valid reason.

I like the teletubbies.

/me sings the teletubbies song.

MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!