that cover page of the voldermort figure pinning the hermione figure to the ground and leveraging a phalic wand in her face is getting me all hot and bothered. is there any more of that in there, i couldnt read past the first couple pages.
wow…it’s like what my teachers are trying to push off on me. i left one of the books on the dash in my car just to see what would happen. i know the principal (one of those “harry potter IS satan” people) but surprisingly he didn’t say anything. there are certain teachers though who will accordingly join me in hell. my english teacher is borrowing the books from me to read them, and according to our principal…tsk tsk.
Wow, that page is right. The book really IS self-mocking. I didn’t even realize it wasn’t a joke until page 8 or so. O_o;;
I skipped over most of it at that point. I did look at the back cover, though, which is hilarious in that it takes so many things from the HP books way out of context. Someone should do something like that with the Bible, taking a bunch of crap out of context and saying the Bible encourages Satanism.
Well, that would be an ironic counterstrike at those self-righteous morons who go around demonizing everything just because they haven’t done anything decent in their worthless lives. I’m still not sure if they’re attention whores, trying to control kids by keeping them from getting too imaginative, or just plain stupid.