Happy birthday Nulani! Gives her a BIG bowl of cookies
heres some cookies sorry about the mold
A great happy birthday to you Nul!
Gives Nul two Chippendales in devil suits
Now don’t stay up too late!
Wait…what am I saying? Death doesn’t sleep!
Nulani, looks like you won’t have to buy more cookies until next year!
checks microphone, starts singing - Sinatra style
There’s a place you’re always welcome, that’s as nice as it can be.
Everyone can get in, cause it’s absolutely free!
That’s death!
No need to take a breath.
Just lie around all day, with not a single bill to pay…hooray!
That’s death!
No more sicknesses or flu.
If you’ve lived beyond your means, you can die beyond them too…boohoo!
Well, the greatest and the finest have already died.
Why not simply join them on the other side?
That’s death!
Say farewell to all your bills.
Rip up all your wills, and pop your final pills…amen!
That’s death!
It’s a tete-a-tete with fate.
If you’re not feeling great, then it’s the best way to lose weight…mate!
Nothing here to hurt you,
No one’s here to nag,
Come die with me if your life’s a drag!
That’s death!
Join the wealthy and well-bred.
All of them are here, and they’re all completely dead!
That’s death!
No more headaches, no more pain.
Of the millions who have died, no one came back to complain!
You can’t take it with you,
You can’t keep what you’ve got,
So why not just lie back and simply rot!
Just simply rot.
It’s so cool, it’s hot.
And that’s DEATH!
Happy Birthday, Nulani!
Ren: Did you write that song?
Many happy returns of the catchphrase. 
Holy crap, dat’s like somethin’ out of Sweet Cuppin’ Cakes … only more crazy.
No. But I like it very much. Go play ‘Mortality Bites’, you’ll hear this song.
Demigod said it, but not properly.
<b>HAPPY ONE YEAR CLOSER TO DEATH DAY.</b>