Today, my friends, is the fifth Crab Day in RPGCRAB history. For the next twenty-four (24) hours, extol the virtues of Crabs, my dear friends. Have a Crab Poem? Make a thread! Want to talk about your case of crabs? Make a thread! Want to be a debbie downer like zepp and say “FUCK CRAB DAY?” Make a thread! All crab-related topics are welcome!
But no lobsters. Lobsters fucking suck.
All hail Crabby, the RPGCrab!
All hail the Crab King.
I don’t feel like participating. I’m crabby today.
:hahaha;
Enemy Giant King Crab: Hit its weak spot for massive damage!!!
Two crabs are in a boiling pot.
One crab says to the other, “boy, it’s hot in here.”
The other crab says
HOLY FUCKING DOGSHIT, A TALKING CRAB!! SAVE JESUS’S NAME, CRABS CAN’T TALK!! BURN IN HELL, FORNICATOR!!!
The enraged crab murdered the other as they both boiled to a nice, tasty filling. After which I sent the seafood dish back because I did not like my food cooked over-zealous.
And that was the best hamburger I ever ate.
Also
Happy Crab Day, everyone!!!
Ok, I’m not feeling crabby anymore, so…
MECHA CRAB!!! :victoly:
I would’ve made a post sooner but some Crab God made off with all my weight.